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To dismantle the bomb-defusal robot, she swallowed a scientist.
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To make the scientist cry, she swallowed the theory of Intelligent Design.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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To destroy the theory of Intelligent design, she swallowed an athiest.
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To baffle the atheist, she swallowed Jesus.
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((Kinda a hard one to top. Hope no one thinks this is sacriligious...))

To (temporarilly) get rid of Jesus she swallowed a cross.
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To pin Jesus to the cross, she swallowed the lance of longinus
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To break the lance of longinus, she swallowed a knight on horseback.
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To defeat the knight on horseback, she swallowed a dragon.
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To slay the dragon, she swallowed a prince.
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To kill the prince, she swallowed some poison drapes.
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To keep the poison from spreading, she swallowed some Antidote
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To treat the side effects from the antidote, she swallowed a pharmacist.
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To irritate the pharmacist, she swallowed a hypochondriac.
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To convince the hypochondriac he is NOT dying, she swallowed a therapist.
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To terrify the therapist, she swallowed a... a... a spinosaurus
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