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I'd be your biffle <3
If I was never gonna do any good deed, eeeeever again...
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Then I'd end up getting melted by water.

If I were to thank goodness for today...
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I'd probably be an Irish person. Which... I am. So thank goodness!

If I were a butterfly...
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Then I would try to avoid being eaten by mean birdies...

If I were a mean birdie...
May the Triforce be with you.
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And yet the menace of the years
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Then I'd dive bomb cats.

If I were 20 feet tall...
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Then I would have issues getting into most houses.

If I were to get straight C's...
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"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
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Then I would be in BIG trouble...


If I were to run out of Pasta....
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Then I'd eat something else.

If I had $50 to burn...
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Then I'd get a new video game.

If I were to trip and fall on my face in an important competition....
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"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
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Looms but the Horror of the shade,
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Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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Then I would be very embarassed...


If I were to have a lot of caffine...
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Than I wouldn't change at all. ((Seriously, caffine doesn't seem to affect me.))

If I were really bored...
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Then I would write a story.

If I were to start a fire...
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Then someone who didn't start it would write a song about how they didn't start it.

if I were to win the game...
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Then I would brag to my friends and cause them to yell at me.

If I were to use a cheesy pickup line...
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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On Colly? I'd probably be slapped. Especially if there's a pun involved.

If I were to continue to make puns, even knowing that puns are a direct cause of physical abuse...
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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