Josiah vs. Saber

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Re: Josiah vs. Saber

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You smell absolutely wretched! Most people would have to roll in muck for hours to achieve that smell, but for you it comes quite naturally.
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Re: Josiah vs. Saber

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"Judging from the muck in your clothes and hair, I suppose you know that from personal experience."
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Re: Josiah vs. Saber

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Little drawn out, but so was the original insult. I would've just gone for the "personal experience" gag, not said anything about appearance, but it works. Point to Josiah.

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Re: Josiah vs. Saber

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((I'm probably asking for it with this one but...))

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Re: Josiah vs. Saber

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Oh yes, I'm certainly trembling... but it's from laughter at your foolish antics!
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Re: Josiah vs. Saber

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Don't see anything wrong with it. Point to Saber.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Re: Josiah vs. Saber

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My, you are hopeless. I'd hoped that you'd at least be bright enough to you're not supposed to hold the pointy end of the sword!
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"And I'd hoped you'd be bright enough to at least know when to use the word know in your sentences."
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Re: Josiah vs. Saber

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On the typo... that's harsh...

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
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Re: Josiah vs. Saber

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"That sword of yours couldn't even cut through butter!"
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Re: Josiah vs. Saber

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If that's the case, I don't think I'll have a problem cutting through your paper-thin skin and bones.
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Re: Josiah vs. Saber

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No... no I don't think that really works. It's actually harder to cut paper than butter, for one, you don't refute the insult at all, and being a lightweight doesn't matter in a sword fight if you're fast enough. Maybe if you said, "Even if that's true"... but I can't give you the point for that one. So... Josiah wins!

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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