Josiah vs. Stevenson

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Re: Josiah vs. Stevenson

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This is so one-sided, I'm ashamed to be seen fighting you!
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"If I flailed around the way you do, I'd be ashamed to be seen fighting too."
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As expected, Josiah gets another point.

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"Is that a real sword or was the costume shop having a sale?"
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"I was about to ask the same about your face!"
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Re: Josiah vs. Stevenson

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Aaand point to Stevenson.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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I must admit, you're at an advantage: you're so ugly I can barely look at you!
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"If you're done talking to your girlfriend, we're in the middle of a fight here."
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...Dang, that was harsh. I-I almost feel guilty giving the point to Josiah since I've met Stevenson's girlfriend before, but... there was nothing wrong with it as a retort, so point to Josiah.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
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Re: Josiah vs. Stevenson

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(Yeah, that's probably the meanest sword fight insult I've ever done. But it was just so much better than any of the others I could think of.)

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"I'd say the same for your heart, but it's clear you haven't got one!"
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Re: Josiah vs. Stevenson

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While being heartless isn't necessarily a bad thing for a pirate, it seems incredibly appropriate after that last retort, so Stevenson gets the point.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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"Why don't you just accept your inevitable defeat?"
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"How's that self-visualization working out for you?"
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Re: Josiah vs. Stevenson

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And Josiah wins because he got lucky.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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