Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

If your so great then why is it that I'm still alive and it's insult 5?

[Josiah]

You're doing so poorly that I felt sorry for you, that's all.

And that's your last insult. Time for your assessment. First off, you did have some grammar and spelling errors here and there, but you seemed to be pretty good at avoiding those when you try. Which is good, since a typo or spelling error can sometimes give your opponent a good opening. You didn't have too many extra words either, though some of your insults could have easily been shortened a little without losing any of their "sting". Rhyming can either work fairly well or fall flat, depending. Your forth insult was certainly the best of the bunch and the fifth wasn't too bad either. Corny rhymes or not, they were fairly hard to counter.


Ok. NG is up next. You said you wanted a 1 on 1 battle. Did you want an insult battle (where you only insult), retort battle (where you only retort), or regular battle (where it goes back and forth like a normal battle).

[Winters Rage]

Regular, I'll go first ok?

You think you can beat me with the butter knife?

[Josiah]

"The way you fight, I could beat you with a spoon!"

((Since this is a training match, I'm going to break the rule about not judging your own fights.))

Point to Captain Smirk!

Smirk - 1
NG - 0

"If you can't even walk straight, you've got no chance in a fight!"

[Winters Rage]

"Oh, I won't have a problem as long as you keep staggering like that!"

[Josiah]

Point to NG, barely.

Smirk - 1
NG - 1

[Winters Rage]

"While you are sitting there playing with that spoon, I'll be busy killing you."

[Josiah]

"What spoon? If your eyesight is that bad, this will be easier than I thought."

Point to Smirk!

Smirk - 2
NG - 1

"Even master swordsman have fallen before me!"

[Winters Rage]

"Too bad that was in your sleep!"

[Josiah]

I think I see where you're going with that, but it just doesn't work when worded that way. Point to Smirk!

Smirk - 3
NG - 1

"Every opponent I've faced now lies dead!"

[Winters Rage]

"With you horrid skills, I'm sure they died from laughter!"

[Josiah]

Point to NG!

Smirk - 3
NG - 2

[Winters Rage]

(Yesss, finally :P)
"If this is your best, then you might as well just leave while you're still alive!"

[Josiah]

((Must resist urge to make Portal joke...))

"While you're dieing I'll be, still alive!"

((Darn...))

Point to Smirk! ((Well, maybe. Not sure how well that would have gone if someone else was judging it.))

Smirk - 4
NG - 2

"Looks like someone never learned that you're supposed to hold the hilt of the sword, not the blade."

[Winters Rage]

((Totally Epic game :D but I still request a judgment by another Judge >>))