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[Doodleshark]

"Crime doesn't pay - unless you're in The Mob. The crime gets you a sweet new car." - Me, in anthropology class.

[Atma]

Servo [as Fat Man]: I'm farting Monopoly cards!

[Dark Gentleman]

"Its bad to light horses on fire." - My little brother

[Atma]

"Nnnnno a horse doesn't deseeeeerve thaaaaaat!" ~ My elder brother

[Missingno.]

"DOODIE!!!!!" Larry the Cable guys nephew.

[Winters Rage]

"Wet wood won't burn when it's wet." My Elder Bro also (well, that's where I heard it from first)

[Missingno.]

"Read a book"-Everybody except morons.

[Saber Knight]

“Today my mom and I were talking about death. Nothing morbid or depressing, just what we'd prefer: burial or cremation. I chose cremation because it's cheaper and it's not like my body serves a purpose when it's buried in a casket in the ground. My mom agreed with cremation, but her reasoning was so she wouldn't come back as a zombie. Good point, mom. Good point. MLIA”

Love that website

[Atma]

What, your job is unfair to you? Grow up, way it goes. People use you? Life's unfair? Grow up, way it goes. Your girlfriend doesn't love you? Tough ******, way it goes. Your wife gets raped and shot, and they leave their unfinished beers... [He begins to weep] ... their... their stinking longnecks just lying there on the gr - So be it. Way it goes. ~ Buddy Ackerman (Swimming with Sharks)

[Missingno.]

Yakko & Wakko: "HEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!!!"
Dot: "Boys go fig."

[Atma]

Oh, ****** you! ****** you, pal! There you go, tryin' to pass the buck; I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to get back together with his ex-girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one?! You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself! "I'm not even supposed to be here today." You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push ****** buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante — and badly, I might add. I work in a ****** video store — badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, God forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so ****** advanced, what are we doing working here? ~ Randall Graves (Clerks)

[Missingno.]

Me:"Good show"

[Atma]

Shannon: Smart-ass ex-boyfriend! I've got two things to tell you. One: I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless layabouts. You're one of those ****** mallrat kids. You don't come to the mall to shop or work. You hang out and act like you ****** live here. Well, I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda.
Brodie: Is this what's known as motivated salesmanship?
[Shannon punches Brodie]
Shannon: Rene told me to leave you alone, but she's ****** clueless. The newly single always feel a bit protective of the ex-boyfriend.
Brodie: If this is her idea of protective, I'd hate to have her mad at me.
Shannon: You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to ****** them some place very uncomfortable.
Brodie: What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
Shannon: No. More like someplace girls dread.

[Missingno.]

Sex joke?

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Eat my rust.