WS the Dancing Alien vs NG the Glaceon

[Metalheadz]

I rolled a 4

[Winters Rage]

Erm... >.< sorry, totally forgot about this ._.
I got a.... 4.... uhhh... *re-roll* ok.... 3.
I was gonna let you go first either way xD

[Metalheadz]

"Your sword skills are so pathetic, they make Stephen Hawking look like a master at swordfighting."

[Winters Rage]

"Um, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but you're holding your sword backwards."

[Josiah]

Point to NG!

WS - 0
NG - 1

[Winters Rage]

"My sword fighting skills are the best in the Caribbean! How do you expect to beat me?"

[Metalheadz]

"Are you serious? The Caribbean has the lowest sword fighting skills on Earth. Go train some more before you fight a true champion such as the USA."

[Josiah]

Despite and overly long retort, WS gets the point.

WS - 1
NG - 1

[Metalheadz]

"And I thought Helen Keller was bad at this. You couldn't fight to save your own life if you keep hitting yourself like that."

[Winters Rage]

((What >.< I thought we were in the Caribbean >.< that makes no sense to me ._.))
"When your done talking to that monkey, I'll be waiting here to fight you."

[Josiah]

((You are in the Carribean, but that doesn't mean that WS couldn't be visiting from somewhere else.))

I'm definately tired of the "I've over here" variety of retort, but NG gets the point.

WS - 1
NG - 2

[Winters Rage]

((Sorry J; I tried to word it so it didn't sound like 'I'm over here' I'll think of something different next time))
"Hey! Why don't you fight like a real man and actually attack me!"

[Metalheadz]

"Quit saying that until you can actually hit me for once."

[Josiah]

Doesn't really adress the issue of you not attacking. Point to NG!

WS - 1
NG - 2

[Winters Rage]

"My swordplay is the best in the world!"