Saber Knight vs. Siranae

[Saber Knight]

Poor, poor, hopless little child. There's simply no way for you to keep up with someone with my amazing speed and agility.

[Siranae]

As proved by your spelling, speed and agility do nothing without accuracy,

[Josiah]

Saber did mispell one word, but Sira put a comma at the end of her sentence instead of a period. Not that any of that matters though. I've giving the point to Saber, because accuracy doesn't have anything to do with Saber's insult.

Sira - 2
Saber - 3

[Saber Knight]

You know what? Maybe it's just bad luck you were pitted against someone with my incredible skill. Perhaps you'd fare better against someone of your own skill level--like an earthworm!

[Siranae]

(Yeah, I was thinking accuracy as in typing, but if this was a real swordfight it wouldn't apply. To be honest, I couldn't think of a better comeback)
(This is probably too late, but I'll post it just in case. I won't mind if you call me out on my lateness though.)

Are you joking? If you weren't such a windbag, you might have noticed how badly I've already beaten you!

[Josiah]

(You were late but, since I hadn't got around to locking this yet, I'll let it slide.)

Point to Sira!

Sira - 3
Saber - 3

[Siranae]

(Thank you.)

Your fighting style is as obsolete as the Atari!

[Saber Knight]

I take that as a compliment from the girl who's fighting style is as obsolete as Pong!

[Josiah]

Good retort. Point to Saber!

Sira - 3
Saber - 4

[Saber Knight]

Have you not bathed in years, or do you just natrually smell so wretched?

[Siranae]

It's strategy. I've found that vain opponents like yourself are easily distracted by it.

[Josiah]

Point to Sira!

Sira - 4
Saber - 4

[Siranae]

You're so slow and lethargic! Did you eat too much turkey or are you always this way?

[Saber Knight]

Ha! And this is coming from the person too slow to catch a snail? Oh the irony!

[Josiah]

Saber wins the match!