*poof* Pie is now an alternate spelling of pi. What was once called pie is now called grommlickings.
I wish for a tree that grows US dollars.
Literal Genie Game
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"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus; or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic."
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Metalheadz
- Pokémon Master
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Re: Literal Genie Game
*poof* You get a tree that grows fake US dollars!
I wish I had a gun.
I wish I had a gun.
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
Trophy Case:
Trophy Case:
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Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
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- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
- Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan
Re: Literal Genie Game
*Poof!* You get a ridiculously large and illegal artillery cannon and you are quickly arrested.
I wish I could eat ridiculous amounts of unhealthy food with no effect on my health...
I wish I could eat ridiculous amounts of unhealthy food with no effect on my health...
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*poof* The food has no effect on your health, only because you're already very sick and vomit all the food up!
I wish I were on Fantasy Island.
I wish I were on Fantasy Island.
"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus; or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic."
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*Poof!* You die and are buried on Fantasy Island.
I wish for the ability to fly.
I wish for the ability to fly.
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Metalheadz
- Pokémon Master
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Re: Literal Genie Game
*poof* You are transformed into a fly.
*inserts myself*
*inserts myself*
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
Trophy Case:
Trophy Case:
Re: Literal Genie Game
(Into what? 
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*Poof!* The genie inserts you into jail for failing to wish correctly.
I wish the PS3 supported more video codecs.
)*Poof!* The genie inserts you into jail for failing to wish correctly.
I wish the PS3 supported more video codecs.
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*Poof* Your PS3 now supports more video codecs at the cost of voiding the warranty. Coincidentally, it breaks the second you turn it on.
I wish June 22nd would hurry up and get here already.
I wish June 22nd would hurry up and get here already.
"Dobby never meant to kill, only to...maim. Or seriously injure."
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*poof* Today is June 22nd, 1783.
I wish that school weren't frustrating.
I wish that school weren't frustrating.
"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus; or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic."
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Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 5744
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
- Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan
Re: Literal Genie Game
*Poof!* You're emotions are surgically removed, so now you are incapable of feeling frustration.
I wish I didn't have a mental illness...
I wish I didn't have a mental illness...
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*Poof!* You now have mental illnesses.
I wish people answered e-mails quicker.
I wish people answered e-mails quicker.
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*poof* people answer e-mails one second quicker than they would have before.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
"Dobby never meant to kill, only to...maim. Or seriously injure."
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Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 5744
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
- Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan
Re: Literal Genie Game
*poof* You are now cuddling one...in it's stomach.
I wish the genie wouldn't violate the laws of physics and biology.
I wish the genie wouldn't violate the laws of physics and biology.
"Dobby never meant to kill, only to...maim. Or seriously injure."
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*poof* Nothing happens.
I wish she made lotsa spaghetti!
I wish she made lotsa spaghetti!
"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus; or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic."