The Big(?) Issues Thread

[Josiah]

Does the sky even need to be a solid color? Maybe a plaide sky would be nice... Or not...

[PoikSpirit]

Sorry, Josiah. No one likes plaid. Not even the aliens.

[*^_^*kako]

A light orange color would be nice. Like the sunset.

[Giga-Gar]

Nah, octarine would be a good color.

[Metalheadz]

I think I'm happy with the sky the way it is now, nothing needs to be changed.

[Josiah]

Perhaps it's time that we turned our minds to one of the greatest mysteries that man has ever faced. Even today, the answer to this question remains unknown but maybe one of us will finally be able to figure out the answer. So, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Eclectric]

Well, the answer is simple. The woodchuck would chuck all the wood. After all... woodchucks aren't a species that can digest wood. They would chuck all of it up. If not, their bowel movements would be Lincoln Logs.

[Metalheadz]

I'd say as much wood as it wants. Cause it can chuck wood.

[Giga-Gar]

I think we've already answered this question before. A woodchuck is actually a groundhog. So I guess the correct question would be; how much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?

[Silver]

Ah, this question always makes me think of two things...

The first being Chuck Norris.

The second being the improv-based play "I'm Getting Murdered in the Morning". There's a section in middle where the actors answered questions from the audience, and we were rehearsing for that by having the actors ask each other questions, just so we'd be prepared for potential audience questions... and someone randomly asked, "Parker! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!" all seriously...

And the answer is, "We must examine the individual potential of the woodchuck in question." Which got quite a laugh from everyone present.

But it is the correct answer, according to Parker. Individual woodchuck. Potential.

[Metalheadz]

The first being Chuck Norris.

hahaha I forgot about him

[PoikSpirit]

I believe the answer was established in a highly scientific random sampling of at least one hedgehog, and it was determined that groundhogs could hog approximately pi cubic inches, and woodchucks could in fact chuck e to the third power pounds of wood. When I attempted to ask how he knew this, he proceded to shout, "You're too slow," and punch me in the face.

So... The world may never know.

[Josiah]

You have to wonder though, do woodchucks even want to chuck wood? Maybe, even if they could, they wouldn't cuck much because they'd get tired of it an go off and do something else.

[Giga-Gar]

I agree. Why would groundhogs want to chuck wood? Wood comes from trees, and trees provide shade, and you all know how groundhogs fell about shade.

[Winters Rage]

how about, a new 'big problem' now, this is getting old XDDDD