Martial Arts Insanity

[Eclectric]

(( Just to make it clear, Grorndor stopped throwing tires. ))

"Super fist of the unloading the truck!!!!!!!!!" Grorndor disappears for a moment, only to return a second later, backing a truck through the front window. He stepped out and threw frozen chickens at the desert guys. "Eat meat, dairy ice!"

[Giga-Gar]

((I know, but lets leave it at Rule of Funny))

Just as Sambrahn was about to escape the little dogpile he ended up in, Joe and the Desert Meister were hit on the head with a frozen chicken, knocking them out and reducing them to dead weight. "Great, how am I going to move now?" he asked himself, right before he was also hit on the head with a frozen chicken. Unfortunately, Sambrahn wasn't knocked out, he just got a large headache. "I'm starting to see a pattern..."

[PoikSpirit]

((Just remember Your Mileage May Vary.))
((Also, a successful clothesline will put someone on the ground, but since I didn't specify...))

"Hey! That's my line! Oh wait, I mean: Gah! I'm knocked out!"

[Josiah]

((Time to try and move things along a bit.))

Twisty skillfully avoided the screaming Flambe and hit him in the back with her mallet, sending him crashing into the giant sticky bun, which promptly caught on fire as well. Forunately, the heat melted the icing enough for Thad to break free. Unfortunately, the fire began quickly spreaing to the rest of the building.

"Someone hit the fire alarm!" Twisty yelled.

"Fire alarm?" one of the Miesters responded. "We're bad guys! Why should we buy sissy things like sprinklers and fire alarms?"

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe in case you're &$@# store catches on fire?!?"

"Oh, that's a good point."

"Run for it!!!" Thad called as he sprinted for the exit.

[Silver]

Just as they were all making a run for the exit, a lone chicken-girl happened to block their path, dramatically bursting through the door in a super hero-like fashion. "Sorry I'm late!" she yelled.

But her dramatic pose quickly faded into awkwardly scratching her head. "Someone spilled that bowl of popcorn on the ground and then just left it there... And that's such a waste! So I had to..." if you have any sense of imagination at all, you should now be picturing Mori pecking at the ground for leftover popcorn, kernels and all.

"Anyway, I'm here to... help you..." looking around the burning building, she finally seemed to somewhat grasp the situation, "Oh. Escape. Ok."

[Eclectric]

"Super Fist of the escaping the burning building!" out of nowhere a truck blasted through the back wall of the building. Grorndor hopped into the driver's seat and drove off, smashing the other side of the building as he made his escape.