Eclectric VS. Josiah

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Eclectric VS. Josiah

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I rolled a two.
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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Is this some kind of fight? lol
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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Don't post in other people's sword fight threads. If you want to know what this is about, read the rather obviously named Rules, Discussion, and OOC thread. It's a sticky and everything.

*Rolls dice.* I also got a 2. *Rolls again.* This time I got a 5. Take a second roll yourself and, as long as it's not a 5 as well, we'll be good to go.
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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I got a 3 this time.
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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Ok then, I'll start.

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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"Even if that's true, I'll win so long as I can defeat regular dummies."
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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That was... quite clever. Point to Eclectric.

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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"You know how to lose; come back when you know how to fight."
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"Actually I don't know how to lose, which is why I came here to watch the master."
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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Although I don't know why you'd want to learn how to lose, that was plenty offensive so it gets the point.

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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"Pardon me, but you're supposed to be holding the hilt of the sword, not the pointy end."
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"That's why I'm holding the hilt. Why are you holding the pointy end when you know you're not supposed to, then? Is making yourself bleed one of your signature moves? Is your poor swordsmanship a ploy to try to drop my guard? It's hard to believe that you're really this bad at sword-fighting."
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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Eh... long, drawn out, and doesn't do much to help your cause. I have to give Josiah the point.

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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"Your swordplay is so bad, it could only kill you."
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