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[Saber Knight]

“Would you please let us through?” – Aera
“No!” – Aqua Element
“What?! Why!?”
“You must use the same tone that a sexy woman would use with her man.”

- Aera and Aqua Element, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2

Hehehehe. Love that game.

Just a few follow ups to that one...

“Master! You can be sexy, I know it!” – Arno, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2


“Now, Aera. Think about what the difference is between us and Sarin.” - Byron
“Do you mean sex appeal?” - Aera
“Sex appeal!” – Arno
- Byron, Aera and Arno, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2


“I see… But I can’t be less sexy than a man!” – Aera, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2

[Doodleshark]

"I'm only gonna ask you this one time: give me the naughty nightwear!" - random bloke in Fallout 3.

[Saber Knight]

“I think I’ve fallen in love with Aera…” - Sarin
“Wait! Why is everyone falling in love with me!? I’m a girl!” – Aera

- Sarin and Aera, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2

[Giga-Gar]

"The facts were these..." -Narrator, before the murder exposition.
From the show Pushing Daisies, which is unfortunately living up to it's name.

[Phonox]

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

[Saber Knight]

“Ohhh… It was a bit of a scary errand… A scarrand.” – Arno, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2

[Doodleshark]

"I hate elevators."
"Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"
"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests." - Left 4 Dead

[Saber Knight]

“Do you have any other proof?” - Bulrell
“Yes! You can ask the wind! It will tell you everything!” - Arno
“And how the heck do you expect me to do that?” *wind blows* “Oh, hello, wind! How ya doin’? How’s the wife? What? These guys are a couple of morons? I agree, thank you!”

- Bulrell and Arno, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2

[Doodleshark]

"What happened? Am I dead? I don't feel dead... but how would I know? If this is what it's like to be dead, then being dead sucks!" - Freeman's Mind episode 3

[Eclectric]

"I need to get my shoes fixed. Where do I go to fix them?"
"Go to the cobbler's."
"Cobbler's?"
"Yeah, the ol' cobbler's place, down by the brook."
"There's a brook here?"
"Nah, I'm just kidding you. I'm a legendary kidder."
Little bit of a conversation from my own personal experience.

[Saber Knight]

“Singing helped you find the Daemon Edge? Well, that sounds more effective than hot babes, right?” – Lynn
“I don’t know… Hot babes have other advantages.” – Aera

- Lynn and Aera, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2

[Doodleshark]

"Who are you? No! I don't want to be a schizophrenic! Oh my God, this is crazy in a box with a side order of fries!" - Freeman's Mind

[Josiah]

"South America. It's like America only...south." (Ellie, Up)

[Doodleshark]

"I am Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes commanding you to OPEN!!!" - Freeman's Mind

[auragongal]

Finish it if you know it:

"Heroes in a Half-Shell,........."