What did the yu-gi-oh maniac do when the store refused to sell him more cards?
He FLIPPED out.
Post a joke
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Dark Gentleman
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
No eye deer.
"Dobby never meant to kill, only to...maim. Or seriously injure."
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Doodleshark
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A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" he asks, to which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
LOLOLOL PHYSICS JOKE!!!!!!17!1
LOLOLOL PHYSICS JOKE!!!!!!17!1
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Dark Gentleman
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.One says "Boy,it sure is hot in here." So the other replies"Holy crap! A talking muffin!"
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How do a blonde's brain cells die?
Alone.
Alone.
If you smell something burning, it's my heart.
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Volgel(4):Magneduo- Gender: Male; Type: Electric, Flying; Abilities: Magnet Pull, Early Bird; Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Thundershock, Pursuit
Schwann(4):Bronzling- Gender: Female; Type: Steel, Psychic; Abilities: Levitate, Heatproof; Attacks: Wrap, Confusion, Growl, Hypnosis
Swapi (4):Larxy- Gender: Female; Type: Normal, Flying; Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace; Attacks: Peck, Charm, Sing, Fury Attack
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Signature site, how original!
Gibraltar(4):Trapko()- Gender: Male; Type: Ground; Abilities: Overgrow, Arena Trap; Attacks: Bite, Leer, Faint Attack, Quick Attack
Volgel(4):Magneduo- Gender: Male; Type: Electric, Flying; Abilities: Magnet Pull, Early Bird; Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Thundershock, Pursuit
Schwann(4):Bronzling- Gender: Female; Type: Steel, Psychic; Abilities: Levitate, Heatproof; Attacks: Wrap, Confusion, Growl, Hypnosis
Swapi (4):Larxy- Gender: Female; Type: Normal, Flying; Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace; Attacks: Peck, Charm, Sing, Fury Attack
Zutodile (4):Hydra(SDC) - Gender: Female; Type: Water, Poison; Abilities: Inner Focus, Torrent; Attacks: Leech Life, Scratch, Supersonic, Water gun
IC as of 6/7/09: 737
Signature site, how original!
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Dark Gentleman
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How mant PV forum posters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It depends on how random the light bulb is.
It depends on how random the light bulb is.
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Doodleshark
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Dark Gentleman
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Two glasses of water are sitting next to each other on a table in the white house.One gets picked up and drunk,then placed back on the table.The other one looks over and upon seeing this exclaims "Mr. president, are you drunk again!?"
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Saber Knight
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Ooh, I has anuzzer one.Dark Gentleman wrote:How mant PV forum posters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It depends on how random the light bulb is.
How many PV forum memeber does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends. What are we changing it into?
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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Dark Gentleman
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Dead.
Dead.
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Saber Knight
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Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: One of.
Person 1: One of what?
Person 2: ONE OF THE REASONS TO GET A WATCH!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *continue laughing waaay more than necessary*
At least, that's how it always goes down for me.
Person 2: One of.
Person 1: One of what?
Person 2: ONE OF THE REASONS TO GET A WATCH!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *continue laughing waaay more than necessary*
At least, that's how it always goes down for me.
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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Dark Gentleman
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An old retired preacher is sitting on his front porch when it rains and causes the nearby river to flood.After the water was about 2 feet high 2 men in a rowboat came by and told him to get in.He simply replied"If it is the lord's will, I will be saved."So they leave.An hour later while the preacher is sitting on his upstairs window because the water is ten feet high some men in a large fishing boat drive by.They also ask him to get in their boat.Again he gives them the same answer as the men before and they leave.Finally, about an hour later the preacher is sitting on his roof as the water has flooded his entire house.Some rescuers in a helicopter see him and ask him to grab their helicopter's ladder so they can pull him up.He answers the same as before and they leave.He drowns and goes to heaven.When he gets there he asks saint Peter why he wasn't saved."I thought it wasn't my time..."He says, so saint Peter responds"Well, of course it wasn't! We sent a rowboat,a fishing boat and a helicopter,what on earth did you think THEY were for!!!?
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Metalheadz
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
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