The Big(?) Issues Thread
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At last, it is time for us to discuss a question that has long been pondered by the greatest minds the world has ever known. Who knows, perhaps one of us may even solve this long lasting puzzle. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Blue Fire Cyndaquil
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Re: The Big(?) Issues Thread
Either searching for food, or returning to her chicks with food.
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PoikSpirit
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Well, that's obvious; to get away from KFC.
Hmm... This signature just got really short...
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Re: The Big(?) Issues Thread
Chickens once roamed the hills, then came a colonel.PoikSpirit wrote:Well, that's obvious; to get away from KFC.
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Gibraltar(4):Trapko()- Gender: Male; Type: Ground; Abilities: Overgrow, Arena Trap; Attacks: Bite, Leer, Faint Attack, Quick Attack
Volgel(4):Magneduo- Gender: Male; Type: Electric, Flying; Abilities: Magnet Pull, Early Bird; Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Thundershock, Pursuit
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PoikSpirit
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Re: The Big(?) Issues Thread
Don't talk about my boss that way! He's not a chicken killer! He just hires them.
Right. It could also be that the chicken looked both ways and deemed the road safe to cross. Or the chicken was committing suicide.
Right. It could also be that the chicken looked both ways and deemed the road safe to cross. Or the chicken was committing suicide.
Hmm... This signature just got really short...
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Swalectrode (Electric, Poison) Attacks: Yawn, Tackle, Sludge, Screech (Wins 5, Losses 0) Exp:30 Static&Liquid Ooze Status: Lost T.T
Blastitar♂ (Water) Attacks: Bite, Water Gun, Crunch, Rock Slide (Wins 15, Losses 0) Torrent&Shed Skin
Sandiyama♂ (Ground, Fighting) Tackle, Vital Throw, Swift, Arm Thrust (Wins 8, Losses 0) Guts&Sand Veil
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Re: The Big(?) Issues Thread
Or maybe the chicken was confused and thought the other side was greener! 
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Re: The Big(?) Issues Thread
Becasue the chicken ALWAYS walked that route.. then some idiot came along and built a road there.
I have no idea. We could go on forever postulating the whys, whens and hows.. but in the end I think the only real answer I can think of is.. "Because it wanted to"
I have no idea. We could go on forever postulating the whys, whens and hows.. but in the end I think the only real answer I can think of is.. "Because it wanted to"
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PoikSpirit
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Re: The Big(?) Issues Thread
Maybe it was forced, ever think of that?
Also, a possible explanation could be that the muscular contractions in its legs pushed one foot off the ground then the other one against the ground and backwards and then alternated. The force of friction caused the chicken to be propelled forward, across the road.
Also, a possible explanation could be that the muscular contractions in its legs pushed one foot off the ground then the other one against the ground and backwards and then alternated. The force of friction caused the chicken to be propelled forward, across the road.
Hmm... This signature just got really short...
Blastitar♂ (Water) Attacks: Bite, Water Gun, Crunch, Rock Slide (Wins 15, Losses 0) Torrent&Shed Skin
Sandiyama♂ (Ground, Fighting) Tackle, Vital Throw, Swift, Arm Thrust (Wins 8, Losses 0) Guts&Sand Veil
Swalectrode (Electric, Poison) Attacks: Yawn, Tackle, Sludge, Screech (Wins 5, Losses 0) Exp:30 Static&Liquid Ooze Status: Lost T.T
Blastitar♂ (Water) Attacks: Bite, Water Gun, Crunch, Rock Slide (Wins 15, Losses 0) Torrent&Shed Skin
Sandiyama♂ (Ground, Fighting) Tackle, Vital Throw, Swift, Arm Thrust (Wins 8, Losses 0) Guts&Sand Veil
Swalectrode (Electric, Poison) Attacks: Yawn, Tackle, Sludge, Screech (Wins 5, Losses 0) Exp:30 Static&Liquid Ooze Status: Lost T.T
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It never says that the chicken crossed the road on its own power either. Maybe someone threw it across the road, or it was carried...
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Re: The Big(?) Issues Thread
you're RIGHT!?
Dang.. I have to go and rethink this conundrum.
I think we should jsut give up and blame aliens/the CIA/ whatever othr conspiracy theory you pick.
Dang.. I have to go and rethink this conundrum.
I think we should jsut give up and blame aliens/the CIA/ whatever othr conspiracy theory you pick.
AWESOME!
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PoikSpirit
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Re: The Big(?) Issues Thread
It was the all powerful "They." Whoever "They" are, "Them's" did it.
Hmm... This signature just got really short...
Blastitar♂ (Water) Attacks: Bite, Water Gun, Crunch, Rock Slide (Wins 15, Losses 0) Torrent&Shed Skin
Sandiyama♂ (Ground, Fighting) Tackle, Vital Throw, Swift, Arm Thrust (Wins 8, Losses 0) Guts&Sand Veil
Swalectrode (Electric, Poison) Attacks: Yawn, Tackle, Sludge, Screech (Wins 5, Losses 0) Exp:30 Static&Liquid Ooze Status: Lost T.T
Blastitar♂ (Water) Attacks: Bite, Water Gun, Crunch, Rock Slide (Wins 15, Losses 0) Torrent&Shed Skin
Sandiyama♂ (Ground, Fighting) Tackle, Vital Throw, Swift, Arm Thrust (Wins 8, Losses 0) Guts&Sand Veil
Swalectrode (Electric, Poison) Attacks: Yawn, Tackle, Sludge, Screech (Wins 5, Losses 0) Exp:30 Static&Liquid Ooze Status: Lost T.T
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Dangit, now I want to go watch Conspiracy Theory again! 
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Re: The Big(?) Issues Thread
Well yeah Cheez, but whay would the chicken have to / want to get to the other side?
I mean WHY did she get to the other side? Or better still, is it time for a new question yet?
I mean WHY did she get to the other side? Or better still, is it time for a new question yet?
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