The Big(?) Issues Thread

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Acctually, woodchucks are groundhogs. Also, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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How much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog chose to hog ground.

I think we lost sight of the important question here. Why are groundhogs called woodchucks?
http://itotd.com/articles/406/folk-etymology/ wrote:The name woodchuck is derived from a word in one of the Algonquian languages spoken by Native Americans—either the Cree word otchek or the related Ojibwa word otchig. The English-speaking settlers in North America found these words hard to pronounce, so they substituted syllables that sounded more familiar and yet approximated the original sound; hence “woodchuck.” The process of consciously or unconsciously changing the shape of a word to reflect the existing morphemes (minimal units of meaning) in a language is known as folk etymology. This process frequently occurs when one language “borrows” a word from another and the speakers of the borrowing language mishear, or misunderstand the origin of, the original word.
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Well, that's solved. Time for a new issue.

If you could have any one super power, which one would you have and why?
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That's an issue? The obvious choice is to be a super genius, as you can invent things that will grant you other super powers.
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Hm. I never thought of it quite that way. I usually go with the power to fly, 'cos I've always wanted that.
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The power to alter reality. The cheapest power ever, but you can do anything.

If that's too cheap, I would go with Psychokinesis.
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I'd have to go with levitation or some kind of great leap, I would love to be able to do either one of those.
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The power to control all kinds of plasma.
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Teleportation. Oh, what I wouldn't give for the power of teleportation... I wouldn't have to worry about passing my driving test, that's for sure. I'd never have to drive anywhere. And if I ever got in a fight? Alls I'd have to do is, teleport away, find a weapon, teleport behind the other guy, and it's over. Or just... teleport away. I wouldn't even need to come back.

A trip to Japan would be so much easier, too...
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What if you teleported where someone was standing?
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Phonox wrote:What if you teleported where someone was standing?
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Or something else called telefrag. Much more painful. Well, for the other person at least.
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So, something like that Spongebob episode?
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... That or you could teleport into them and rip them up. Depends on if it's a all at once teleport or a quick matter transfer through dimensions.
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I'd have such a hard time deciding... Flight would be a lot of fun, but teleportation would be even more useful. And invisibility is bound to come in handy... But then there's things like pyrokensis, super speed, and all that which are just plain cool...
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