Epic Thingy Game.

[Siranae]

*Due to lacking a brain, Al Kahn goes to the hospital*
*Poses as a doctor, extracts thingy, hides it in one of the hospital's filing cabinets*

[Giga-Gar]

*is an inturn at said hospital and takes the thingy from the cabinet*
*puts the thingy in a box*
*has a Dalek gaurd the thingy*

[PoikSpirit]

*Locks up Dalek in Genesis Ark*
*Takes thingy and gives to Cybermen*

[Giga-Gar]

*uses a glitter gun on the Cyberman and takes the thingy*
*has a sontarian guard the thingy*

[Josiah]

*Says "I have the thingy now." and watches it magically appear. Puts it on top of a tall shelf.*

[Phonox]

*Gets a step ladder and picks up the thingy. Then mails the thingy to Japan*

[Josiah]

*Goes to Japan, gets the thingy, and hides it in Akihabara.*

[Siranae]

*Travels to Japan, finds the thingy in Akihabara, takes it to Shibuya, hides it under a seat at the Shibuya Station*

[Dice]

*sells box with nega thingy on ebay. Ends up with Siranae*
*you hid it under the seat that my friend sat on* O:
"Saaaaaaay..." *he puts the thingy in an ANTI-DETECTION bag![works 100% of the time!]*
*He gives me thingy, which is in the anti-detection bag.*
*Puts thingy, which is in an anti-detection bag, into a long, not wide, box, then puts that box in a briefcase, puts the giant briefcase along side some briefcases in an airport. Briefcases all go somewhere random to the world.*
*no one knows I had it or I did any of that. will not take bribes*
VICTORY!
xD

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Buys all briefcases and locks them in a safe inside a safe inside a safe inside a....

*5 hours later*

safe inside a safe inside a safe. I then hid the safes in an underground, indestructible room, and locked the indestructible room and destroyed the only key.

[Siranae]

*Travels to the world of the book Angels and Demons, sneaks into CERN, uses the Hadron Collider to make another ball of antimatter the size of a BB (in the real world it would cost too much, and wouldn't be as practical ), puts it in a canister, takes it to the place where Blue Fire buried the safes, buries it next to them, watches the explosion from a safe distance, discovers the thingy still completely intact somehow, takes it with her on a trip to Vatican City*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Mugs Siranae and takes thingy.

Rigs thingy to destroy anything other than me that touches it, and puts thingy in an anti-gravity chamber

[Phonox]

*Wishes for the thingy*

*Hides thingy in a book*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Book is destroyed, and I use a secret teleportation device to bring thingy back to chamber.

[Siranae]

*notices she has the nega thingy* Why do I keep getting this?
*throws it at Dice*