Gar vs. Saber

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Gar vs. Saber

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I rolled a 3
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Re: Gar vs. Saber

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I gots a 6. :D

Alright, I'll go first.

You seek to challenge me? Ha! You stand no chance against a sharp wit like mine!
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Isn't that a bit of an oxymoron?
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Point to Gar.

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I'd say that your mother is a hag, but not even a hag can produce something as ugly as you.
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Yes, it would take scientists to create someone as horrifing as yourself.
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Saber didn't really refute Gar's claims...but she did make a decent counter. Point to Saber!

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You say you're a swordsman? The way you cower in fear makes me think otherwise!
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Yes, your utter lack of skill sends chills down my spine.
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Point to Gar!

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I expected this to be a challenge, but you're making this too easy.
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Oh, my dearest apologies. I feared you wouldn't be able to handle it if I went all out!
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That works. I like it. Saber's point.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Are you lost? I believe the idiot's convention is on the next island over.
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Re: Gar vs. Saber

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I'm not lost, but thanks for telling me where you're going to be after you lose.
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