Simeon vs Siranae

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Simeon vs Siranae

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Simeon rolls a 3.
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I rolled a 5, so I'll go first.

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*dodges*

"And you, dear, have a young mind, a sharp blade... and a dull wit."
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Not bad. Point to Simeon!

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*Simeon step back and readies his next volley*

"This is child's play, dear. Force me to fight with both hands and I'll be impressed."
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*Points to Simeon's paws*

"I would, if you had any."
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Point to Siranae!

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"You won't win against me. Why even try?"
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"Try? There is no try. Only do!"
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Both Silver and I had a really tough time trying to call this one. Simeon's retort plays nicely off the original insult, but we weren't sure if it really went far enough as a counter. In the end, after careful deliberation (well, sorta)...

Point to Siranae!

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Is this for real? Are you always this bad?
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"Dear. The question should be, 'Can your insults be any more vague?'"
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Re: Simeon vs Siranae

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Er... I don't like the idea of referring to your opponent as "dear"... but otherwise it's a decent comeback. I'll give it to you, but mostly because your last one was so close to succeeding.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Would you prefer "Darling", Silver? *evil grin*

*sets up stance for next volley*

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"Let's see you try, dear. At least it would stifle your feeble rantings."
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