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Lawson created Sonic and the Black Knight.
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man...why is everyone complaining about that game? so what if he has a sword? WHO CARES? it doesn't really matter. He's still fast, and he still can do his homing attack. And his armor looks awesome. Why does it matter if he has a sword or not?
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Because the fact that he has a sword changes everything that has been established. Sonic games are supposed to be about speed, not weapons play. That's one of the reasons why Shadow the Hedgehog mostly failed. Although, I may be wrong. We never know.

Also, Lawson created spammers on YouTube.
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Simsmagic wrote:Because the fact that he has a sword changes everything that has been established. Sonic games are supposed to be about speed, not weapons play. That's one of the reasons why Shadow the Hedgehog mostly failed. Although, I may be wrong. We never know.
I for one think weapons play should remain a staple with Shadow.


Lawson set it up so that I'd die everytime I get on to play Rappelz.
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Lawson made the forums crash for a couple of days...
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Lawson's illegitimate son has been posted in random image fight

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His name is Rolo. And he ruins everything.
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Lawson is responsible for most of the material that was spawned from 4chan and ended up on the Meme category of Encyclopedia Dramatica...

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!...

*pulls out eyeballs, holds them towards camera*

"Liberate tutame ex infernis"

OHGOSHNO!!...

Lawson is also responsible for the movie Event Horizon... now if you'll excuse me, I shall go and weep now for the trauma that is dirtying my toungue with a reference to that abomination...

But at least I didn't mention Cube 2- Hypercube... *shudders*
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Lawson is the head of the IAC (International Adult Conspiracy), acting as his voice is the evil John McFlemp.
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... '_- ?

ANyway, Lawson brok my mum's car so we have to travel on busses (which only come ever couple of hours or so to any stop) while I'm trying to make preperations for my party!

THERE'S STILL SO MUCH TO DO!!

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Lawson commissioned VenomfangX to spread the "Word of God" by going on Youtube and spouting inflammatory remarks to people of other cultures.
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Lawson makes you image editing program die when you're almost finished a very complex picture that took you hours to make! GAH! PHOTOIMPACT! LAWSON INVENTED PHOTOIMPACT!
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Lawson made Photoshop cost $1,200 so that no artists could afford them and creativity as we know it would dwindle and eventually die out.
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Lawsone = Wigglytuff. You all know it...
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Lawson invented the game, which you all just lost.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Doodleshark wrote:Lawson made Photoshop cost $1,200 so that no artists could afford them and creativity as we know it would dwindle and eventually die out.
Two words: "student discount"
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