The Swordmaster of Melee Island

Post by **Doodleshark** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:41 am

"If you can't tell the difference between a sword and a wet noodle then you really need to get your eyes checked!"

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:33 am

BIt longer than it has to be but it works.

Swordmaster - 2
Doodle - 1

"I bet your mommy still dresses you every morning!"

Post by **Doodleshark** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:44 pm

"At least my mommy has a sense of style! You couldn't colour coordinate if your life depended on it!"

(A little long I know, but I just had to throw in that last part at the end.

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Post by **Josiah** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:33 am

((I prefer not to judge my own stuff but in the interest of keeping this moving...))

Once again, a bit long but it works, although barely.

Swordmaster - 2
Doodle - 2

"I hope you finished writing your will before challenging me!"

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:03 pm

"I did, and I left you some makeup because you could really use it!"

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:43 am

While the makeup dig isn't that bad, it doesn't have anything to do with the initial insult. Not to mention that you not only say that you finished your will but are expecting the swordmaster to be around to collect what you left. Makes it sound like you're expecting to lose, which really isn't a good thing.

Swordmaster - 3
Doodle - 2

"I've fought chickens with more confidence than you!"

Post by **Doodleshark** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:02 pm

"Then why you look like you're about to lay an egg?"

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:52 pm

Your retort is missing the word 'do' but typo aside, it's fine.

Swordmaster - 3
Doodle - 3

"It would take you another thousand years of training to match my skill!"

Post by **Doodleshark** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:16 pm

"I'll admit, it would take a lot of training to suck that badly!"

Post by **Silver** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:07 pm

Nothing wrong with that one. Point to Doodleshark!

Swordmaster - 3
Doodleshark - 4

"Just give up - I'm embarassed to be seen fighting you!"

Post by **Doodleshark** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:56 pm

"Yes, I suppose anyone would be embarassed losing to me!"

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:28 am

Not exactly saying much about your own skill there...but the insult still works since you're saying the swordmaster is worse.

Doodle wins! You can now participate in High Seas battles! You also get...

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:02 am

As Neo was fighting the Swordmaster she was suddenly sucked into a time warp and disapeared. Neo waited a while but she didn't come back so he decided to grab his t-shirt and go.

Neo wins! You get the same t-shirt image everyone else got.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:58 am

Guess something good did come out of this. Though I probably would of won anyway sooner or later.

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:13 pm

You were winning so I deccided to just give it to you to speed things up. If you'd been losing, it might have gone differently.