Martial Arts Insanity

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:39 am

"Enough playing around." Thad growled. "Super Fist of Whatever I have in my Pockets, Big Magnet!" Thad pulled out a giant magnet and pointed it at Ima."

"Ack!" Ima was caught off guard as the glue remover was yanked out of her hand. "Wait a second... A plastic glue remover bottle doesn't have any metal in it..."

"It's magnetic glue remover."

"That doesn't make any sense."

"Yeah it does because," but Thad never got the chance to answer as he suddenly noticed that his magnet had attracted more than the glue remover. Namely, about a million thumb tacks. "GAH!!!" he took began running around in circles, hoping to outrun the flying thumbtacks.

Twisty, meanwhile, had finished with Jimmy Joe and tunred on another of the goons. "Super Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer, Pelvis Cracking Reverse Strike!"

"Argh, my pelvis!!! Super Fist of Rediculously Large Pink Earmuffs, Earmuff Splint!" he managed to pull out a pair of earmuffs and fasten them around his pelvis.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:25 pm

"Enough, they're probably gonna deduct this from my paycheck," Joe growled. As Thad ran by, Joe snatched the glue remover then pulled back his arm fast to avoid the thumb tacks.
"Super Fist of the Dissatisfied Customer, Soda Spill!" Homer shouted, throwing diet soda at Joe as he was starting to unstick his shoes. "We're still fighting you know."
"Ugh, my boss is gonna kill me. Super Fist of Plastic Utensil Throwing, Plastic Fork Pin!" Joe threw a handful of plastic forks which stuck into Homer's sleeves and pinned him up against the next fast food restaurant.
"Not fair."
After finishing removing his shoes from the pavement, Joe forgetfully put down the glue remover which started to chase Thad again.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:23 am

After running around in circles for a couple minutes Thad finally had a flash of inspiration and tossed the magnet away. It was almost instantly caught by Ima.

"Ha ha! I've got your, uh oh..." she was suddenly hit by a whole lot of thumbtacks and a bottle of strangely magnetic glue remover.

"This isn't working! Run away!!!" the glue guy tried to run but slipped on the broken egg and fell into a puddle of his own glue.

"Heh, looks like that does it then." Twisty grinned, having finally broken all of the ear muff guy's ear muffs. "Thanks for the help guys."

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:31 pm

"No prob' cutie," Sambrahn said. "Although why did you have to knock out Jimmy Joe? I really wanted some rocky road." He then ran to the crazy chicken girl and started hitting on her again. "How 'bout you and I go to the tunnel o-," he was about to say tunnel of love but was cut off by a woman slapping him in the face.

"I don't beleve you! I find true love in you and here I see you, hitting on a little innocent girl! Not only is that wrong, but your also trying to get a chicking girl!" She yelled, slapping him one more time for good measure. "Were over!" And with that, she started stomping off to the distance.

"Baby! Come back!" he yelled in a begging tone, "We can still make this work! I promise!"

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:08 pm

"No problem, eh. Besides, that was AWESOME!!! The adrenaline, the thrills, the beating the crap out of bad guys, the-" Sebastian was silenced by a conk on the head courtesy of Pinchy. "Oh yeah. Um... no problem, eh."

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:04 am

"Great, glad you liked it. I think I'll just go turn these guys in for the reward now." Twisty frowned. "Hmm... Anyone got some rope?"

"Here you go." Thad pulled a large amount of rope out of his pockets and began helping Twisty tie up the bad guys. "But I think I'd kinda like in on this whole reward thing..."

"No way, I saw what happens to you and money. It'd be a total waste. How about if I buy you a sandwich?"

Thad sighed, knowing that she was right. "It had better be a good sandwich."

Post by **Silver** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:31 am

"Wow, the big city sure is different. Random squads of psychotic henchman never attack out in the farm," Mori thought alloud as Twisty and Thad walked off. "I wonder what else there is to do here...?"

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:49 am

"You need something to do?" Twisty glanced over at the chicken girl. "You could help me and Captain Broke here drag these bad guys down the road." she paused for a moment. "I suppose I could buy you a sandwich too."

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:12 pm

"Hey, can I help?" he asked. Not waiting for an answer, he started dragging Mr. Earmuff toward Twisty and the broke guy.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:44 am

"I suppose." Twisty shrugged. "The less people I have to drag the better."

Post by **Silver** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:17 pm

"Yay sandwiches!" Mori shouted as she grabbed the freaky Glue Man by the foot and started pulling him along. "So where did these guys come from, anyway?"

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:11 am

"Who knows. They could just be some local thugs but there's been a lot of gangs roaming around outside the city lately so it could be one of them too. There's always a decent amount of nutcases in this city but the recent gang activity has been a bit unusual, some people think there's someone behind it."

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:18 pm

Joe watched amusedly as the crazy chicken lady started pulling on a guy glued to the ground. He ran in and came back. "I'm on lunch break. So, where's the Police station around here again?" He asked, grabbing Homer.
"Wait, did you say 'some people think there's someone behind it'? How much of a clichéd line is that. I'm in."

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:58 am

Twisty led the way, seeing as she seemed to be the only one who knew where anything was. "You're in for what? I mean, it's not like I said I was assembling a team to investigate the city and outlying areas to find out who is behind the gang activity. I am, but I never said so."

"Ooh, ooh! If I help can I get some pie with my sandwitch?"

Post by **Doodleshark** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:30 pm

Sebastian was dragging the guy that still had Pinchy on his face. "I suppose I could help you out. Some people in a gang tried to rob me last week. I kicked their butts of course, but it would be a relief to know that people wouldn't threaten to beat me into a pulp anymore."