Mafia

Post by **Silver** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:42 pm

Sagashi mono sasgashi ni yuku no sa - One Piece!

...Hey, if we're gonna be singing "We Are", it would be nice to know I didn't completely waste my life learning all the words... to it and the seven other openings... and 18 endings... Can anyone direct me to the nearest One Piece Addicts Anonymous?

Now seriously, why would I kill my own cousin? Except if I wanted to avoid suspicion because, well, what kind of jerk would kill their own cousin... but. But! I have to deal with him in a couple weeks for Thanksmas! Do you think I want to deal with Stevenson's wrath during Thanksmas? I may be stupid, but I'm not stupid.

Well, my vote goes to... Poik. He did provide more reasons than usual as to why he, himself, could be the mafia, and even got lazy and didn't do everyone. So is it that he got lazy, or got sloppy?

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:51 pm

Silver wrote:I have to deal with him in a couple weeks for Thanksmas! Do you think I want to deal with Stevenson's wrath during Thanksmas? I may be stupid, but I'm not stupid.

Umm, Thanksmas? is that some kind of inbetween holiday that is, well, inbetween Thanksgiving and Christmas that you guys have over the rainbow?

Marley - Sims,
Sims - Josiah,
Josiah - Poik,
Poik - Silver,
Silver - Poik

So it's Marley to sims, Sims to Josiah, Josiah to Poik, Poik to Silver, and Silver back to poik. Doodle shark has been killed already, right?

Post by **Silver** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:46 am

Thanksmas is what happens when Christmas eats the Thanksgiving Thanksgiving no Mi. Or maybe it's more like Christmas using a Tranformation jutsu and turning into Thanksgiving. Oh, wait, I've got it! Thanksmas is what you get when you make a chimera out of Christmas and Thanksgiving. It's like an IPA made from the Thanksgiving and Christmas sprites.

...I mean... we don't see Stevenson and his ilk at Christmas because my dad's family holds us hostage... so we have Thanksgiving and Christmas all at once and it's great.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:05 am

Um, Doodle isn't in this round.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:50 pm

So sue me for being tired.
Why would Sims kill Stevenson, Marley? Or Josiah, Sims? We do have some evidence to go by now.
Don't try to mislead us Silver, the most "wrath" I've seen or heard Stevenson produce was in the form of sarcasm. Unless Thanksmas is "that time of year" for Stevenson.

Post by **Simsmagic** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:01 pm

I don't have a very clear motive for killing Stevenson.
Like I said, I voted for Josiah under a gut feeling. Not that that will help me any.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:23 am

At any rate, why would I provide more evidence for myself if I were the mafia? To use reverse psychology? I know you guys are smarter than that.

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:02 am

simsmagic wrote:I don't have a very clear motive for killing Stevenson.

Ah ha! So you admit you killed Stevenson! Well, maybe not but the way you phrased that sentence kinda makes it sound that way...

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:11 am

Accusations were flying every which way and that. Marley to Sims, Sims to Josiah, Josiah to Poik, Poik to Silver, and finaly, Silver to Poik. So reluctantly, the commoners tied Poik up to stake, dosed him in lighter fluid, and mercilessly burned him to the ground, along with all the 4Kids DVDs in a 200 mile radius.

Post by **Simsmagic** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:25 pm

Josiah wrote:
simsmagic wrote:I don't have a very clear motive for killing Stevenson.
Ah ha! So you admit you killed Stevenson! Well, maybe not but the way you phrased that sentence kinda makes it sound that way...

I did? o_0

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:07 am

So, uh, is someone else gonna get killed?

Post by **Simsmagic** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:14 am

It was not clearly mentioned whether or not we got the right guy...

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:56 pm

yes, the mafia is still alive. The mafia killed Josiah. please bare with me on the lack of how he was killed, my creatively morbid process is missing and I can't find it.

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:54 pm

Hey, I already told you that Josiah's dead! What, do you need me to tell you how he died? Fine

Josiah was busy cleaning his house to make it look nice so that the remaing commoners could watch a new anime episode where anything can happen. Once everybody arrived, they saw something shocking. Josiah was laying facedown on the floor, shirtless. All of his hair was shaved off and he had a blue arrow tatoo on his head and back (think Aang). He also had a mark on his back that looked like someone shot him with a lightning gun, when infact, he was shot by a real gun.

Who did this dastardly deed? It's up to you to decide! (not my best work, but I told you, I lost my morbid creativity)

Post by **Simsmagic** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:03 pm

Let's see, the only ones left are me, Silver, and Marley. That doesn't give us much of a choice.

Hmm, I can't come up an accurate representation of who I should pick. I'll think about it, and post a little later.