The Orre League
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- Silver
- Shiny Pidgeot King
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- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:25 pm
- Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Six Team Snagem Grunts blocking the only door of the dim, gray room. There were a couple other trainers in the back, obviously prisoners of Team Snagem, but they seemed to be unable to deal with the mental stress of the situation... they were playing Patty Cake. So we're just going to leave them be and focus on the Grunts.
"That little teleportation plan you guys had? I'd give up on that if I were you." (Grunts = red italic)
"If you all want to escape together, you'd have to be in contact, and we don't plan to let that happen!" one of the Grunts said, releasing a Machoke and a Meditite from their Pokeballs.
"So... you guys were just standing here in a pitch black room?"
"That's underground and therefore shouldn't have a door?"
"Welcome to the Super Snagem Pyrite Underground Base Disgused As Boring Old Warehouse, or SSPUBDABOW. This is the dungeon."
"I didn't know people had dungeons any more..."
"Well, it's really more of a basement, but telling someone they're locked in a basement just isn't threatening enough."
"That doesn't explain why you were just standing here."
"Well, uh..."
"We're getting paid to do it, so why ask questions, am I right?"
"Yeah! What he said!"
"We're also getting paid to prevent any escape attempts! So if you plan to go on plotting against Team Snagem, we're getting paid to finish you right here!"
"Yeah! What he said!"
"These guys are apparently my mind slaves!"
"Yeah! What he said!"
"Six of them and six of us... I assume we've all got the same plan?"
"I call the guy with the Machoke."
"That little teleportation plan you guys had? I'd give up on that if I were you." (Grunts = red italic)
"If you all want to escape together, you'd have to be in contact, and we don't plan to let that happen!" one of the Grunts said, releasing a Machoke and a Meditite from their Pokeballs.
"So... you guys were just standing here in a pitch black room?"
"That's underground and therefore shouldn't have a door?"
"Welcome to the Super Snagem Pyrite Underground Base Disgused As Boring Old Warehouse, or SSPUBDABOW. This is the dungeon."
"I didn't know people had dungeons any more..."
"Well, it's really more of a basement, but telling someone they're locked in a basement just isn't threatening enough."
"That doesn't explain why you were just standing here."
"Well, uh..."
"We're getting paid to do it, so why ask questions, am I right?"
"Yeah! What he said!"
"We're also getting paid to prevent any escape attempts! So if you plan to go on plotting against Team Snagem, we're getting paid to finish you right here!"
"Yeah! What he said!"
"These guys are apparently my mind slaves!"
"Yeah! What he said!"
"Six of them and six of us... I assume we've all got the same plan?"
"I call the guy with the Machoke."
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

"Starly, Shinxs, go!" He yelled throwing their pokeballs. When they emerged, they did there battle cries, starley with its bird call of death and shinxs with its growl of doom. "Now whose ready to fight me?" he asked, feelling a little confident.

"Dobby never meant to kill, only to...maim. Or seriously injure."
- Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 5744
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
- Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan
- Kaida
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 2646
- Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:25 pm
- Location: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
- Contact:
"Well since Ace and Cinder are already out." Kaida said facing one of the grunts.
"You wont even last 5 minutes against me with those pokemon of your's."
"Oh yeah I forgot, Ace this is Cinder, Cinder this is Ace our new team member" Kaida went on to introduce her pokemon to eachother, completely ignoring her oponent.
"Hey! Pay attention when I'm talking to you!"
"You wont even last 5 minutes against me with those pokemon of your's."
"Oh yeah I forgot, Ace this is Cinder, Cinder this is Ace our new team member" Kaida went on to introduce her pokemon to eachother, completely ignoring her oponent.
"Hey! Pay attention when I'm talking to you!"
Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up
- Silver
- Shiny Pidgeot King
- Posts: 18079
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:25 pm
- Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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"Meditite, Masquerain! Show 'em what you're made of!"
"Twister, Gulliver, show them why you should never have two Pokemon weak to flying types with you," Silver said with a confident smile as the two Pokemon appeared in front of him.
"Oh, that's not even fair..."
"Use Gust and Wing Attack! Let's get rid of the Masquerain first!" The simultaneous super-effective attacks easily brought the Masquerain down.
"All right, I give... Meditite, use... Meditate..."
"Twister, Gulliver, show them why you should never have two Pokemon weak to flying types with you," Silver said with a confident smile as the two Pokemon appeared in front of him.
"Oh, that's not even fair..."
"Use Gust and Wing Attack! Let's get rid of the Masquerain first!" The simultaneous super-effective attacks easily brought the Masquerain down.
"All right, I give... Meditite, use... Meditate..."
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

- Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 5744
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
- Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan
"Ralts, Sandslash, go get 'em!"
"Zubat, use Bite on Ralts!"
It's a one-hit KO!
"Hey, my Ralts is tougher than that!"
"I thought it was common knowledge that most if not all Psychic types have abysmal defense."
"Oh yeah..."
"Turtwig, finish off that Sandslash with Razor Leaf!"
Another one-hit KO!
"Curses... I guess it's back to janitorial duty for me..."
"Nobody cares. Oh lookie, Turtwig is evolving!"
Turtwig evolved into Grotle!
"Cool..."
"Zubat, use Bite on Ralts!"
It's a one-hit KO!
"Hey, my Ralts is tougher than that!"
"I thought it was common knowledge that most if not all Psychic types have abysmal defense."
"Oh yeah..."
"Turtwig, finish off that Sandslash with Razor Leaf!"
Another one-hit KO!
"Curses... I guess it's back to janitorial duty for me..."
"Nobody cares. Oh lookie, Turtwig is evolving!"
Turtwig evolved into Grotle!
"Cool..."







Just when everyone was winning they fell into a time warp. When they came out the battle was over and they'd won. As they continued exploring they store the keys to the computer room and inside it found the truck driver who'd dumped them into the dungeon in the first place. He revealed that, thought a Team Snagem member, he was really working for the police as a double agent. Despite that, they were still pretty mad at him and decided that he deserved a beating.
- Silver
- Shiny Pidgeot King
- Posts: 18079
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:25 pm
- Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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"Hey! Did you guys even try falling with the truck? It wasn't that far off the ground... and there were air bags! You would've been fine, nice and safe in the dungeon, and I would've gotten a raise for getting a bunch of meddling kids out of the way... Big perk to being a double agent, you know. I get two paychecks every month. Team Snagem takes out of it to pay for the phone bill... I really should stop running it up so much, seeing as I always get rejected any way, but I'm costing them money so they can't use it on new technology! Am I right?" Konsen explained in a final desperate attempt to change the subject. The six angred Pokemon trainers now had him completely backed against a wall.
"If we say we'll let you go, will you stop the incoherent babbling?"
"You've got a deal!"
"Does everyone else agree to the plan?"
"I can always babble some more if that will help you make a decision."
"If we say we'll let you go, will you stop the incoherent babbling?"
"You've got a deal!"
"Does everyone else agree to the plan?"
"I can always babble some more if that will help you make a decision."
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

- Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 5744
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
- Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan
- Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 5744
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
- Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan
- Silver
- Shiny Pidgeot King
- Posts: 18079
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:25 pm
- Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
- Contact:
"H-hey!" It's not nice to kick people!" Konsen shouted, managing to dodge Troy's Mega Kick attack with more agility than you'd expect from a strange old man.
"It's also not nice to lock people in dungeons and make them suffer sudden bursts of amnesia," Silver lglanced over at Glenn as he mentioned 'amnesia'.
"Point taken. But uh... seeing as how you've got me backed against a wall and I'm on duty right now, it's not really possible for me to take off. Don't you guys want to leave anyway?"
"It's also not nice to lock people in dungeons and make them suffer sudden bursts of amnesia," Silver lglanced over at Glenn as he mentioned 'amnesia'.
"Point taken. But uh... seeing as how you've got me backed against a wall and I'm on duty right now, it's not really possible for me to take off. Don't you guys want to leave anyway?"
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

