There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...
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To dismantle the bomb-defusal robot, she swallowed a scientist.
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Re: There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...
To make the scientist cry, she swallowed the theory of Intelligent Design.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

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Re: There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...
To destroy the theory of Intelligent design, she swallowed an athiest.
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Re: There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...
((Kinda a hard one to top. Hope no one thinks this is sacriligious...))
To (temporarilly) get rid of Jesus she swallowed a cross.
To (temporarilly) get rid of Jesus she swallowed a cross.
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Re: There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...
To pin Jesus to the cross, she swallowed the lance of longinus
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To break the lance of longinus, she swallowed a knight on horseback.
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- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
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Re: There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...
To defeat the knight on horseback, she swallowed a dragon.






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Re: There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...
To slay the dragon, she swallowed a prince.
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"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
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- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
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Re: There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...
To kill the prince, she swallowed some poison drapes.






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To keep the poison from spreading, she swallowed some Antidote
Re: There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...
To treat the side effects from the antidote, she swallowed a pharmacist.
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Re: There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...
To irritate the pharmacist, she swallowed a hypochondriac.






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To convince the hypochondriac he is NOT dying, she swallowed a therapist.
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Re: There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...
To terrify the therapist, she swallowed a... a... a spinosaurus







