I wrote something

[mute]

I was bored. I suppose you could call it "Aliens"

The ship crashed into planet Earth, with pieces of that Earth flying in every direction. I was outside at the time, and this ship just happened to land across the street from my house and it just so happens that a piece of this ship fell of and hit me in the cranial area. Suffering worse head injuries in the past I can honestly say that it did not bug me the slightest bit. So I walk down the small, rugged, mudslide of a hill that is ?across the street? to find extraterrestrial life. I suppose it is a feat, but it?s not like I wasn?t surprised that there were, in fact, aliens. If our planet has the ability to support life, why can?t another one? It?s simply a matter of chance.
So anyway. Aliens. Their ship, which was probably once chrome to the last bolt, was now more like a crumpled ball of paper. Dents all over the place. It was a rather clich? spaceship, a big, shiny disc with a small (now shattered) glass dome on top. Of course this ship was now halfway submerged in dirt, sticks, and filth in general. In the smashed glass dome were three purple humanoid?things. There?s not really another way to describe them. They had a distinct head, which was kind of triangular and flat, and could probably be used better as a sail. One eye smack dab in the middle of their heads. All three eyes were now filled with pain, probably because their noggins were pierced with the glass that was once surrounding them. They began to climb out and in doing so I saw the rest of their body. They were much shorter than I am (of course I am over six feet tall so I suppose they could have been normal human height). Their legs were long and thin with massive feet as big (and as flat) as their head. Their arms were rather short and it seemed that they had no elbows, and appeared to have the ability to bend their arm at any spot they desired. Their hands were also flat with long, flat fingers. They were?flat. I bet one word to describe these aliens would be ?flat?. Of course I thought I would rather waste your time so you could read all of that instead.
After about of minute of absorbing the large glass shards into their heads, they began to observe. And they didn?t seem too thrilled about that either. All three of them looked exactly the same, and I couldn?t tell if they had genders or what; as far as I knew they were able to create new life forms by commanding it to emerge from the ends of their fingers. They seemed to have no problem breathing the atmosphere.
?Hi,? I said. They looked at me and made a loud screeching noise that was something like this: ?CCCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERCECCRCECECCCCCEEEEEHHHH.?
?Oh,? I replied. I wasn?t really sure what they were saying, but it seems that they were angry or something.
The alien standing in front slapped itself in the face and then began speaking French. Of course I chuckled at the sight of this, I mean it?s not every day you se a flat, purple, triangle-headed alien slap itself in the face and then give a nice, ?Bonjour!?
So it slapped itself again. It wasn?t as funny the second time because he began speaking English. I was disappointed, assuming that I would see it slap itself several more times and maybe give a ?Guten Tag!? or a ?Domo Origato, Mr. Roboto!? here and there, but apparently not.
?What call you, children?? The alien said. I forgot to mention they spoke about as good of English as Jackie Chan. Apparently they?ve been studying Earth for a bit, at least enough to speak horrid English. I assumed they were asking my name.
?I?m Justin,? I replied. Honestly I was not phased by these aliens, and they seemed surprised of it.
?Joo-stan!?
?No, Justin.?
?Timberlake??
?Hell no. Justin. Just Justin.
?J-us-tan?
?Close enough.?
The aliens did a little victory dance. I chuckled to myself again because they did this by grabbing their crotch area and made a low pitched humming noise while jumping up and down. I hope it was a victory dance, because if it wasn?t I really don?t know what they were dancing about.
?We came destroy your planet to!?
Not knowing why they out the word ?to? at the end of that sentence, I asked them a simple question:
?Why??
They seemed to ponder the question for a bit, and then replied:
?Explosions cool.?
?Well, yes, they are. But really, that?s nothing to destroy a planet over, eh? I mean, couldn?t you just take a lighter and throw it in a big bucket of gasoline or something? Why waste a planet??
They pondered at this new question presented to them.
?Okay,? the front alien said and they promptly got into their ship and flew away. Of course without the glass dome their heads would explode in the deep recesses of space, so I guess they saw how cool explosions were.

[Neo Zanther]

Well, I do got to say that was very intresting Mute. I liked it. Nice tuch of humor in there make it a good story :)