Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[grassaquilUV]

Fortunately, you have find a random sack of baseballs, and knock off all the zombies off the grappling hook.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, now you and the other people stuck on the roof don't have any balls left to play with.

[grassaquilUV]

Fortuntaely, you find a random warp panel.

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, it leads to Troll Land.

[grassaquilUV]

Fortunately, it's broken.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, you're still stuck on a boring rooftop with lots of zombies down below.

[grassaquilUV]

Fortunately, you are awe-inspiring and give an inspiring speech to boost morale just out of the blue.

[Blivsey]

Unfortunately, your attempt to rile your friends up is far too quiet compared to the snarling zombies.

[PoisonWing14]

Fortunately, you find a disconnected sink on the roof and throw it down onto the group of zombies and quiet down (*coughkillcough*) a bunch of them, enabling your newly found friends to here* your inspirational speech.

*Agh! No! How could I miss that!? *Hangs head in shame*

[Blivsey]

Unfortunately, you've forgotten the words in all the panic.

[PoisonWing14]

Fortunately, you quickly make an even better speech, putting everybody in a better mood, ready to escape the zombies.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, by this point the army has already decided to bomb the zombie-infested area with radioactive napalm.

((Yes, the army has managed to make napalm radioactive. Don't ask how.))

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, a helicopter comes to take you off the building.

[PoisonWing14]

Unfortunately, it crashes onto the roof you and the other survivors are on.

[grassaquilUV]

Fortunately, you are propelled into the air and far away from any zombies or bombs.