Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Phonox** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:40 pm

Fortunately, you were not exposed to the contaminated blood for you did not have rabies.

Post by **Metalheadz** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:47 pm

Unfortunately, a rabid squirrel bites you 5 seconds later

Post by **Phonox** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:04 pm

Fortunately, they had discovered that the blood had been contaminated with HIV and give you a clean transfusion.

Post by **Metalheadz** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:04 pm

Unfortunately, it has side-effects on your DNA

Post by **Saber Knight** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:56 am

Forunately, all it causes you to do is grow a cat tail, and you always wanted one, anyway.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:06 am

Unfortunately, it keeps getting stuck in doors.

Post by **Metalheadz** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:01 pm

Fortunately, you learn how to whip it out of trouble.

Post by **Saber Knight** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:12 pm

Unfortunately, now the government finds you fascinating and is after you.

Post by **Metalheadz** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:14 pm

Fortunately, all they want to do is take a picture.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:27 am

Unfortunately, you're deathly afraid of cameras.

Post by **Metalheadz** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:10 am

Fortunately, they get the picture over with and go one their way.

Post by **Saber Knight** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:11 am

Unfortunately, they come back and shoot you one more time... this time with a gun.

Post by **Metalheadz** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:15 pm

Fortunately, it's only a squirt gun

Post by **Phonox** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:04 pm

Unfortunately, it's loaded with sulfuric acid.

Post by **Saber Knight** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:52 pm

Fortunately, you are naturally immune to sulfiric acid.

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