Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **RyanHaylett** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:14 pm

unfortuanately, your shirt tail catches fire.

Post by **Prancing Mad** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:19 pm

Fortunately, a random fireman jumps out of nowehere and puts you and the porcupine out

Post by **Fureis** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:15 pm

unfortunately, the water used to put you out had a very acidic quality

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:22 am

Fortunately, your acid burns will heal.

Post by **Prancing Mad** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:29 pm

Unfortunately, You end up drunk and end up falling down a cliff

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:21 am

Fortunately, it's a really small cliff.

Post by **Fureis** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:11 pm

unfortunately gravity's power increased by ten fold and you plummet at an alarming rate

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:08 pm

Fortunately, you land on something really soft.

Website · Post by **Shans** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:18 pm

Unfortunatly, the really soft thing you land in is a creature from another dimention

Post by **Prancing Mad** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:37 pm

Fortunately, its just a living pillow

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:03 am

unfortunately the pillow was previously slept on and gives you transdimensional lice

Post by **Simeon** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:34 am

Fortunately, these lice are too mentally refined to suck blood, and would prefer tea.

Post by **Prancing Mad** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:39 am

Unfortunately, your blood is made out of tea

Website · Post by **Shans** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:56 am

Fortunatly, a bottle of transdimentional shampoo appears infront of you

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:41 pm

Unfortunately, you can't find a shower.