Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, you hallucinate that you can fly and jump off a cliff.

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, the cliff is about 3 feet tall.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, you land headfirst and break your neck.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, your friend The White Mage's Son finds and heals you.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, now it's raining.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, the rain makes you stronger due to the Mage's spell

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, it's acid rain.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, you find some shelter.

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, the shelter is filled with about, say, thirty Ultralisks.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, they believe you are their queen and become your friends forever.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, none of your new friends know the way back to your home.

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, they believe you are their queen and become your friends forever.

They... have a queen...

Fortunately, you don't really want to go back home... yet...

[Doodleshark]

((Did I say believe? I meant "mistake you for".))

Unfortunately, Kerrigan comes looking for the ultralisks and converts you to the zerg.

[Pikachu127]

Go StarCraft!

Fortunately, Raynor comes and injects you with the Nanotech zerg evolutionary virus antidote thingy, and you revert back to human.

(Reference to the StarCraft mission Resurrection IV)

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, Your Pancreas kidnaps you again with the intent of turning you into a zombie.