- Me and Faustgy (this would require some knowledge of Chinese to understand, but hopefully the joke's still intact)* talking about Pokemon roleplay characters*
Faus: dao mei ren >D
Mandi: Wha? ._.
Blade beautiful person?
Faus: ...
XD
Mandi: Oh, unfortunate person
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Freaking intonations
Faus: * Cracks up *
Mandi: (proof that my brain is not yet awake x3 )
Faus: XD
I can tell.
Say Something Random!
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BionicleMandi121
- Random Trainer
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- Location: Depends. :K
Re: Say Something Random!
Should I...oh whatever. /o/
Meh Siggy Site
And another one because they decreased the number of allotted pages on free sites
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Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 5744
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
- Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan
Re: Say Something Random!
"I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going til it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship! It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day, somewhere and sometime! That is why you check your targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it"! This is a weapon of mass destruction; you are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!" - Gunnery Chief on why Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space, Mass Effect 2
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PoisonWing14
- Shiny Shedinja
- Posts: 5234
- Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:15 pm
- Location: Here, or a place other then There.
Re: Say Something Random!
"Am I more handsome?
Cut up my face.
Am I stronger?
Break my neck cowardly.
Am I smarter?
Kill me and eat my brain.
...
Am I more honest?
Bite off my tongue.
Am I richer?
Then take everything from me.
Am I more courageous?
Kill me and eat my heart.
...
Do I have smooth skin?
Pull it off in strips.
Do I have clear eyes?
Take the light from me.
Do I have a pure soul?
Kill it in flames."
-Roughly translated "Eifersucht" By Ramstein
(At one time, I could look at this and actually start laughing because I thought it was a bit funny.)
Cut up my face.
Am I stronger?
Break my neck cowardly.
Am I smarter?
Kill me and eat my brain.
...
Am I more honest?
Bite off my tongue.
Am I richer?
Then take everything from me.
Am I more courageous?
Kill me and eat my heart.
...
Do I have smooth skin?
Pull it off in strips.
Do I have clear eyes?
Take the light from me.
Do I have a pure soul?
Kill it in flames."
-Roughly translated "Eifersucht" By Ramstein
(At one time, I could look at this and actually start laughing because I thought it was a bit funny.)
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
Re: Say Something Random!
The worst I've ever chewed anyone out:
"You're going to die one day and not one person will shed a tear. Not even your own family. The world's no worse off without a parasite like you.
"In truth, there's not one likable quality about you. You can pretend to be cute, and you can pretend to be nice, but in actuality you're a disgusting excuse for a human being.
"It's not just me. It's not just your parents. It's not just your sister. It's you. The reason people hate you isn't because there's something wrong with them, it's because you're a bad person. Not even your own parents can love you.
"You're so pathetic, I'm embarrassed that I fell for the false shell you created to hide your true personality.
"The reason you just snapped on me was because I got too deep, I got through the shell and exposed what lies beneath.
"This is who you truly are, and that's why no matter how old you get, no one's ever gonna love you.
"You're never gonna have a bf, unless perhaps you ask the pervert from the pool. And I doubt even he would stay with you.
"Knowing you, being the emo you are, you're gonna give up on life and kill yourself. Don't know when but that's what likely lies in your future.
"You're not worthy of being a knight of the round table. You're cracked mud on the hooves of our horses.
Good ridden.
"You know where every one of the things I've told you has come from, and I'm not just blowing off steam. You've backed-up each one of these statements with your actions and personality, and you know, painful though to admit, that it's all true.
"You have no life, nor will you ever. For all your days you'll play MMOs and hurt more people, as this is your soul reason for being alive.
What good comes out of you being alive? Think about that question."
And that's why you really, really, really don't wanna get on Eclectric's bad side. ^^
"You're going to die one day and not one person will shed a tear. Not even your own family. The world's no worse off without a parasite like you.
"In truth, there's not one likable quality about you. You can pretend to be cute, and you can pretend to be nice, but in actuality you're a disgusting excuse for a human being.
"It's not just me. It's not just your parents. It's not just your sister. It's you. The reason people hate you isn't because there's something wrong with them, it's because you're a bad person. Not even your own parents can love you.
"You're so pathetic, I'm embarrassed that I fell for the false shell you created to hide your true personality.
"The reason you just snapped on me was because I got too deep, I got through the shell and exposed what lies beneath.
"This is who you truly are, and that's why no matter how old you get, no one's ever gonna love you.
"You're never gonna have a bf, unless perhaps you ask the pervert from the pool. And I doubt even he would stay with you.
"Knowing you, being the emo you are, you're gonna give up on life and kill yourself. Don't know when but that's what likely lies in your future.
"You're not worthy of being a knight of the round table. You're cracked mud on the hooves of our horses.
Good ridden.
"You know where every one of the things I've told you has come from, and I'm not just blowing off steam. You've backed-up each one of these statements with your actions and personality, and you know, painful though to admit, that it's all true.
"You have no life, nor will you ever. For all your days you'll play MMOs and hurt more people, as this is your soul reason for being alive.
What good comes out of you being alive? Think about that question."
And that's why you really, really, really don't wanna get on Eclectric's bad side. ^^
"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus; or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic."
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Saber Knight
- Pokémon Legend
- Posts: 10526
- Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:33 pm
- Location: Trying not to be found
Re: Say Something Random!
"You know how monks are like, 'yo, we're monks'?" ~ Me, playing Taboo... was trying to lead them to nun (which I couldn't say) so they'd get the word, which was convent.
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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PoisonWing14
- Shiny Shedinja
- Posts: 5234
- Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:15 pm
- Location: Here, or a place other then There.
Re: Say Something Random!
(Showing my friend my zombie pikachu drawing)
Me: Ain't it cute? Aww...look, It's bleeding!
Friend: Gah! You killed Pikachu!
Me: No I didn't! I brought it back from death...kinda...
Friend: (un-amused)
Me: Heh, well if you don't like him, you're really not going to like what I did to Deoxys.
Friend: Oh god....
Me: As the genius, Crackbone, said "Oh my God! You ripped his F***ing Leg off!"
- Me and my friend in german....bored...
Me: Ain't it cute? Aww...look, It's bleeding!
Friend: Gah! You killed Pikachu!
Me: No I didn't! I brought it back from death...kinda...
Friend: (un-amused)
Me: Heh, well if you don't like him, you're really not going to like what I did to Deoxys.
Friend: Oh god....
Me: As the genius, Crackbone, said "Oh my God! You ripped his F***ing Leg off!"
- Me and my friend in german....bored...
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
Re: Say Something Random!
"Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum!" (me, when carrying a bottle of rum to be used in a rum cake)
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Pikachu127
- Random Trainer
- Posts: 1811
- Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:19 pm
- Location: aaaargh
Re: Say Something Random!
"Help! We're under attack by the zerg!" - Some poor, helpless marine on Mar Sara.
"Yeah, whatever..." - Perfect timing by a SCV.
SCII Walkthrough.
"Yeah, whatever..." - Perfect timing by a SCV.
SCII Walkthrough.
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Metalheadz
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 6799
- Joined: Sat May 30, 2009 10:11 am
- Location: In your closet
Re: Say Something Random!
"Patriick!! Help mee!!!" - Spongebob
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
Trophy Case:
Trophy Case:
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Pikachu127
- Random Trainer
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Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 5744
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
- Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan
Re: Say Something Random!
"I sent that b**** a smiley face... b****es love smiley faces." - Ed Wuncler III, The Boondocks
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Re: Say Something Random!
((Watch the language, Doodle.))
"It looked more impressive in the cut-scene." (Deathspank, Deathspank)
"It looked more impressive in the cut-scene." (Deathspank, Deathspank)
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Pikachu127
- Random Trainer
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Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 5744
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
- Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan
Re: Say Something Random!
((NOTED!))Josiah wrote:((Watch the language, Doodle.))
"Why is it always claws and guns? Why can't we piss off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey, bunnies." - Joker, Mass Effect 2
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Pikachu127
- Random Trainer
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- Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:19 pm
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Re: Say Something Random!
?! Ha.
"I now proclaim you idiot of the universe." Something I just made up.
"I now proclaim you idiot of the universe." Something I just made up.