Say Something Random!

[Saber Knight]

"Want to be a winner is you?” ~ random guy in Pokemon: Gold Version

[Josiah]

Road Sign: "Pavement failute under evaluation."
Me: "You built a bad road and it failed, what's to evaluate? Just hurry up and fix it."

[*^_^*kako]

"LA la la la la laaaa lala."

[Saber Knight]

In light of recent weather....

"■ Rain(2) - 1. Rain (woodwind) 1 drop = "Its pouring can we put our instruments away?" 2. Rain (Brass) steady rain = "Its barely raining why are those woodwinds freaking out? I'm sure the director knows how much water their instruments can handle." "
~ The Band Dictionary. Because it's so true in our band.

[Giga-Gar]

38. You know you're a band geek if you know what it's like to have a reed frozen to your lips.

And that's why we never go outside after Bandmasters in October.

[Saber Knight]

"■ Resetting - Definitions vary by sections. Woodwind: Wander aimlessly for 3 minutes and talk quietly. Brass: Run as fast as you can back to your set yelling at the top of your lungs. Color guard: Prance back to your set and avoid getting hit by stupid, yelling brass players. Percussion: Sit there and laugh your @$$ off while you watch this 3 minutes of disarray ." ~ The Band Dictionary. Again, because it's so true. Generally, I shout as I run back to my spot. 'Cept woodwinds are generally a bit quicker, or they get yelled at.

[Metalheadz]

"■ Resetting - Definitions vary by sections. Woodwind: Wander aimlessly for 3 minutes and talk quietly. Brass: Run as fast as you can back to your set yelling at the top of your lungs. Color guard: Prance back to your set and avoid getting hit by stupid, yelling brass players. Percussion: Sit there and laugh your @$$ off while you watch this 3 minutes of disarray ." ~ The Band Dictionary. Again, because it's so true. Generally, I shout as I run back to my spot. 'Cept woodwinds are generally a bit quicker, or they get yelled at." What Saber said above me. (it's random, lol)

[*^_^*kako]

"Laying down a beat look at my feet I think they are neat candy is sweet isn't that a treat?"

[Eclectric]

"Have you read my book?"

[*^_^*kako]

"Why yes I have indeed. Why did you ask did the turtle tell you to?"

[Saber Knight]

"■ Brass - All instruments that are played by buzzing into a metal mouth piece and overblowing. ex. trumpets, French horns, baritones, trombones and tubas." ~ Band Dictionary

[Cheezdude]

Scenario 1: Cheez is outside at lunch. Near him and his group of friends are some popular girls. One of them is lying on the ground laughing uncontrollably.

Cheez: Why are you on the grass laughing?
Girl 1: I made her over drink too much.
Cheez: Over drink too much is a double negative. You would only need to say over drink or too much in that sentence.
Everyone: ...

Scenario 2: Cheez is in the library studying before school with his friend Julianne. Just friends. Cheez's teacher walks up behind Cheez and Julianne and hits Cheez over the head.

Teacher: That wasn't me. I think Julianne is hitting on you.
Me: *grumble grumble*

[Saber Knight]

Scenario 2: Cheez is in the library studying before school with his friend Julianne. Just friends. Cheez's teacher walks up behind Cheez and Julianne and hits Cheez over the head.

Teacher: That wasn't me. I think Julianne is hitting on you.
Me: *grumble grumble*

Wow....

"[ ] Guys are confusing" ~ a questionnaire (if you think yes, then you check off the box)
"What's so confusing about them? They have a nose and a face and eyebrows. Sure, they DO have chins, but it's really not as complicated as everyone makes it out to be." ~ My response to that

[Doodleshark]

Me: "They're turning The Lightning Thief into a movie"
Sister: "Yeah, I know."
Me: "Did you know that Grover is going to be played by the rapper bloke from Tropic Thunder?"
Sister:

[PoikSpirit]

"You!"-Brandon
"'Ey"-Me
"[H]i"-Guy whose name I really should remember...
"[y]o... All we need is a 'e' and sometimes 'y'"-me