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I would not be mourned.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Then I would swim in the sea-ea-ea.

If I were to meet Mr. Sinusaur...
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Then I would ask about his sinuses.

If I were born with green skin...
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Then I'd fall in love with Fiyero and learn to defy gravity.

If I were unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...
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"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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I certainly wouldn't be BLONDE.
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Then I wouldn't have the time to quote Phantom in quick succession!

If I were dreaming again to find the Phantom of the Opera there, inside my mind....
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"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
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I'd be sane and pick the Phantom over Raoul.
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Then I'd be a theater kid.

If I were the angel of music...
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I'd OWN. A lot.
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Then I would wish I could hear you voice again, knowing that I never would.

If I were to document real life....
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"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
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Then I'd have a very boring documentary.

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Then I'd kill off Random Passengers 1-18 and blame Air Hostess (overly nice).

If I were a rich man...
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I'd sue Gwen Stefani.
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Then I would eat my potato chips in peace.


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I wouldn't be in Simba's territory.

If I were changed for good...
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"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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