Martial Arts Madness

Post by **shauni** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:06 am

Ukyo sat outside, she had curled up into a hunched ball, tightly clutching her knees with her arms to confort herself
*I'm so ashamed...look at me...crying like a baby...no wonder father still treats me like a child...*
Her senses flared for a moment
*Some ones behind me....*Suddenly she heard an inconstantly toned voice yell out
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"She looked up in alarm, turning her head, it was the Anthro cat she had just apologised to
Her eyes widened, she quickly snapped her head back forward
*I cant look at him while I'm like this...I'll just....ah....gotta resist this weird urge to hug him...*
She suddenly heard another voice "How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
She snapped her head around again to see the monkey man turning to leave, the anthro remaing. He turned around and met her gaze with a warm smile
He walked over to her, placed a paw softly on her shoulder and sat down next to her.
Ukyo buried her head in her lap and began to tremble softly
"Listen Mister Kitty, thanks for coming out here..but when I'm like this...I dont have control over myself...please, to save us both shame let me carm down first...then I wont..."
She made the mistake at looking at his face as she spoke. Her gaze locked onto his.
The strange sight of a kitty face smiling softly broke her concentration
"I...I um....
Her mind froze
*Kitty....hes so cute....*
Next thing Ukyo knew, she was hugging Ohjaz tightly around the neck as he was gasping for air.
"ahh! What am I doing!"
She quickly pulled herself of him, and bowed down infront of him, her face planted firmly on the ground in submission
"Please Mister Kitty...please forgive me! I am so sorry! so so SO sorry!"
She looked up at him again, this time a bemused look on his face, as he gasped to reclaim his stolen breath
He looked at her, his eyes still warm, he smiled again
"Can...can you understand me?"
His expression did not change
"I...I dont think understanding me is the problem...I dont think you can hear me....is that it?"
Ukyo stood up, her height still dwafthed by the cat
She tugged on her ear, remembering when she had first met him the clerk had used hand gestures to communicate
"Are you deaf?"
The cat looked at the girl before him, tugging her ear and slowly mouthing words to him clearly
"A-R-E....Y-O-U....D-E-A-F"
Ukyos eyes were filled with concern as she surveyed the cat as he slowly took in what she was trying to say, after a few moments of silence, he nodded
Ukyo smiled softly, and pulled out a sword from her sleeve
Ohjaz looked on, first suprised as to where it had come from, then perplexed at what she needed it for
Ukyo began to write words on the floor using the sword edge to sketch into the dirt
Ohjaz looked at the writing
"My name is Ukyo Shaunisa. Would you like to be friends Mister Kitty?"

Post by **Simeon** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:53 pm

Ohjaz quickly caught on to what Ukyo was doing and bent down to etch his reply: "It would be an honor, young madame. Ukyo-san, I am Ohjaz Heetegong. You may call me Ohjaz... Or Mister Kitty, if that's more comfortable for you." 

The cat-man stood up composed and intelligent after writing his reply, unusual traits for his kind. He seemed bemused by his reply... and slightly embarrassed.

Ukyo returned the amused look and wrote with the tip of her katana: "We can't be writing like this all the time..."
Ohjaz nodded.

For a few minutes, they worked out a set of hand signals... until the monkey-guy came by and began to pick around Ukyo's hair.

Ohjaz's eyes went wide. He could sense what was going to happen next, and braced himself for what was coming....

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:14 am

((GS seems to have disapeared. Think we should drop him and continue? Opinions please.))

*Meanwhile Tizzy was in the waiting room trying to ignore Yreka, who was lecturing him on the greatness of Pepsi.*

"So, anyway..." *Tizzy desperately tried to change the subject.* "What dojo are you from? I'm from the School of the Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer."

"I don't really have a dojo." *Yreka finally stopped talking about Pepsi.* "I made my own style. It's the Fist of Pushing People Into Rivers."

"Good luck." *Tizzy grinned.* "There isn't a river anywhere near this stadium."

"Oh, you'd be surprised." *Yreka smiled.* "So as I was saying..." *She trailed off.* "Hey! Don't fall asleep when I'm talking to you!!!"

Post by **shauni** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:54 am

Ohjaz quickly caught on to what Ukyo was doing and bent down to etch his reply: "It would be an honor, young madame. Ukyo-san, I am Ohjaz Heetegong. You may call me Ohjaz... Or Mister Kitty, if that's more comfortable for you." 

The cat-man stood up composed and intelligent after writing his reply, unusual traits for his kind. He seemed bemused by his reply... and slightly embarrassed.

Ukyo returned the amused look and wrote with the tip of her katana: "We can't be writing like this all the time..."
Ohjaz nodded.

For a few minutes, they worked out a set of hand signals... until the monkey-guy came by and began to pick around Ukyo's hair.

Ukyo froze as she felt two hands playing with her hair
"Please dont tell me its that monkey guy....please"
She slowly turned her head to see Guybrush messing with her locks.
her first insint was to scream as loud as she could, but insted, she tured around and closed her eyes, begining to count
"100, 99, 98, 97"
Two solid minites past
"3, 2, 1"
To Guybrushes suprise, Ukyo grew almost 3 foot taller, her hair becoming twice its lencht
She quickly tured around, her face sturn
"Get off me you freak!"
She withdrew a gianet stuffed panda from her sleeve and threw it into the air
"Wrath of the Panda!"
It slamed down into Guybrush, nokking him to the floor and off her hair
"And dont do it again!" she yelled as he wicthed under the panda
She walked over to Ohjaz and linked his arm
"Wanna go back inside?" she asked, pointing to the waiting room
Ohjaz noded...it seemed this young lady had an even more unsual fighting style than him
They retured inside, Guybrush still under the stuffed panda....

As they entered they where met with screaming
"Hey! Don't fall asleep when I'm talking to you!!!" 

((As for GS, I dont mind either way, how about if he doesnt post by the end of today he is classed as forfiting his match?))

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:12 pm

((Ok. I'll post the match-ups sunday morning and if GS hasn't beaten the ninjas by then he's out.))

((Um, crap... I can't really post much when my character is asleep. Maybe I should have chosen a different major flaw/weakness. Oh well. Look for the first round match-ups tomorrow!))

Post by **Silver** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:27 pm

((I haven't seen him on neopets for a few days, either... maybe he's having computer troubles or something.))

Guybrush started to try to pick bugs out of the panda's... fur, but since it was kind of an inanimate object there weren't any. After a long time of not finding anything, he started eating another banana while listening to Yreka rant about Pepsi. He might have actually heard something if he wasn't chewing so loudly.

Post by **shauni** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:17 pm

Ukyo sat silently next to Ohjaz.
She attempted to ignore Yreka's little rant on pepsi until she was included in her argument
"You know I'm right pepsi girl! You agree dont you!"
Ukyo's eyes slowly opened
"If I give you Pepsi will you go away?"
Yreka's eyes grew wide and she dived at Ukyo like she had just adminted she loved her
"O yes! Please!"
Ukyo sighed and ruslted around in her robes and pulled out a can
"There! Catch!"
"p-p-p-p-pepsi!"
She threw it towards Tizzy and it hit him on the head, Yreka dived after the can and landed on him
Yreka quickly claimed the pepsi and drank it, Tizzy was still asleep
"Geezs...that guy can sleep"
She noted Guybrush
*Lets hope he learned his lession...he might actulay leave me alone*
She glanced up at Ohjaz
*normaly I would say he was the weird person in this room, being a deaf and mute anthro cat...but I think hes more normal than any of these guys...and thats coming from ME!*

Post by **Celebifly** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:03 pm

(...I'M ALIVE! AND BE POSTING AGAIN! And since Minum is gone...I'll make a replacemnet, MWAHAHAHA! -coughs- x.o)

As Yreka chugged the pepsi Ukyo gave her, she let out a sigh of relief, only as a boy came infront of her

"Sorry for the bother, but I can't help bothering to see a girl love pepsi so much. I'd like to say that I too, favour pepsi over coke." The boy said

Opal couldn't believe what she heard "OMG! That's SOOO Cool!" Is all she could reply

"Heh...I'm Sith byt the way (he's back Silver!), and who are you?"

"Um...Yreka, Yreka Bakery..." Yreka rpelied, tossing the can out

"Well....I saw you're wonderful battle and I have to say, I hope i get to see more of your technechs in the future." Sith stared at Tizzy "Friend of yours?"

Opal blinked "Wha? Oh...sorta I guess...heavy sleeper though." Yreka replied

"Ah..."

(Sorry if this is...unexpected x.o I was starved for 30 hours so my mind is...bleh -_- )

(Ok, BIO!

Name: Sith Ish {say that ten times fast}
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Colour: Orange
Fist: Fist of Kitchen Appliance
Weakness: Girls. As soon as he sees one, he's lost in them...hehe

Bio: Ever since Sith was young, he spent a lot of his time in the Kitchen. Not for the food, but cause he liked to smash plates and beat people up with spoons. So his parents shipped him off to some dojo which taught him the art of Fist of Kitchen Appliance. Cause of that, he can pull plates, toasters, and other appliance out of his pocket/fist and use it was a weapon. The reason he entered the tournament was to meet girls, and win the cash prize to impress some girls.)

Post by **shauni** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:05 pm

As Yreka chugged the pepsi Ukyo gave her, she let out a sigh of relief, only as a boy came infront of her

Ukyo looked over at the new comer with a keen eye

She lent over to Ohjaz to whisper to him then stopped as she realised that was futal

"Heh...I'm Sith byt the way, and who are you?"

"I knew it..." she whispered

*Thats Sith Ish of the Fist of Kitchen Appliance*

Her eyes narrowed, Ohjaz for his part noted her change in posture and body language, this new comer made her uneasy

*The fist of the Kitchen Appliance is very similare to the Fist of Anything Goes hidden Weapons....pulling plates, toasters, and other appliance out of his pocket/fist....useing it was a weapon...its exactly the same as my battle style except the weapons are more specific....this one may prove a problem if I face him in battle...supirse is the key to my art...but if the fist of the enemy is to similare...he'll know what to expect....*

Ohjaz began to worry, if she reacted to this person like Guybrush....there would not need to be in the tourniment

Ukyo closed her eyes and lent back
*I hear hes a bit of a ladie man...I may be forced to use that to my advantage if we where to meet in combat*

Ohjaz placed a paw on Ukyos shoulder, a concered look on his face
Ukyo glanced up at him and smiled, shacking her head and mouthing slowly
"I....w-o-n-t...... b-e-a-t......o-n....h-i-m.....y-e-t"
he noded, relief clearly on his face
Ukyo smiled again and looked away
*If they let us tag team battle, I'm teaming up with Ohjaz...he just has this weird carming effect on me....must be the fur*

Post by **Simeon** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:07 am

(( Ouch. I hope GS gets back soon. A cat-man vs. a style based on kitties sounded like an unususal match... ^^;;))

Ohjaz made a double-take on the new-comer. He recognized the face. That same young man challenged the 34-year-old cat-man a few years ago. It was a good thing this young man's master was an aquaintance...

His "Fist of the Mighty Precussion Instrument" was similar to the two styles Ukyo and Sith represented-- If there were Tag-Team matches, it would be an honor to be assigned to Lady Ukyo. She would need his presence... must be the fur....

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:23 pm

((Ok, looks like GS is out. As for tag team, I don't want to spoil anything but...))

"Ugh..." *Tizzy blinked and looked around.* "I feel like I got hit in the head by a can of Pepsi..."

"Really?" *Yreka quickly hid the empty can behind her back.* "That would never happen."

"Who's that guy?" *Tizzy pointed to the young man talking to Ukyo.*

"Sith, says he uses Fist of Kitchen Applience."

"That old style? Lame. Their dojo always loses to ours." *Tizzy was about to say more but stopped when the loudspeaker blared to life.*

"Attention everyone, the qualifying rounds are complete and the first round of the tournament will begin shortly. Contestants have been devided into four divisions. The first round match-ups for devision A are as follows...
Match 1: Ukyo of the school of the Fist of Anything Goes Hidden Weapons vs. Quan of the school of the Fist of Eating Everything in Sight.
Match 2: Yreka using the Fist of Pushing People into Rivers vs. Lardbado of the school of the Fist of Being Extremely Fat.
Match 3: Guybrush using the Fist of the Monkey vs. Zapper of the school of the Fist of Electricuting People.
Match 4: Tizzy of the school of the Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer vs. Stew of the school of the Fist of Groovy Dancing.
Match 5: Ojaz of the school of the Fist of the Mighty Precussion Instrument vs. Lola of the shcool of the Fist of Really Sexy Outfits.
And Match 6: Sith of the school of the Fist of Kitchen Applience vs. Bahncy of the school of the Fist of the Super Ball.
The match-ups for devision B..."

"Fist of Groovy Dancing?" *Tizzy frowned.* "Great, I've never even heard of that one before. I wonder what kind of moves they use..."

((Ok, the first round is open! I hope everyone has fun with their opponents, I tried to create some interesting ones.))

Post by **shauni** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:37 pm

"Attention everyone, the qualifying rounds are complete and the first round of the tournament will begin shortly. Contestants have been devided into four divisions. The first round match-ups for devision A are as follows...
Match 1: Ukyo of the school of the Fist of Anything Goes Hidden Weapons vs. Quan of the school of the Fist of Eating Everything in Sight.

"Quan of the school of the Fist of Eating Everything in Sight? What the hell kinda fist is that???"
Ukyo closed her eyes and considered all the options of fighting style the name could even possibly suggest
*I understand that Eating Everything in Sight could refer to Battle Dinning...for actualy EATING the apponent....glup...*

Match 5: Ojaz of the school of the Fist of the Mighty Precussion Instrument vs. Lola of the shcool of the Fist of Really Sexy Outfits.

She looked up at Ojaz with a puzziled look
*How can HE be using the Mighty Precussion Intrument fist...I thought it was music based...*
Ukyo patted him on the knee and mouth
"G-o-o-d.....l-u-c-k"

"Contestants have one hour before the next round begins, food will be served in the waiting dinning area soon. All contestants please report there"
Ukyo smiled, a good chance for her to get some information on her apponets, suprise was her weapon, not her apponets

Post by **Celebifly** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:47 pm

(EDIT-Ah, I wrote my scene out only to learn we have an hour till the fight starts -_-)

Post by **shauni** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:58 pm

Everyone in 'Group A' left the waiting room and headed to the dining area, which was clearly indicated by signs.
Ukyo walked briskly next to Ojaz, linking his arm as they walked, she made friends VERY quickly. She was also overjoyed she had remained an adult despite Guybrush insisting on scratching himself in public. Yreka poked Tizzy desperately trying to convince him of the powers of Pepsi, but he was more interested in staying awake long enough to get to the dining area. Sith, for his part mealy followed in silence behind the group, scooping them out.
At the dining room they found other contestants to the battles, many odd looking characters had already begun eating and chatting to each other as the last group arrived, which was Group A.
Everyone went there own ways, mingling with the crowds of people.
Ukyo dragged Ojaz to the buffet that had been spread. Ukyo was starving, changing forms was tiring and consumed a lot of energy as well as Battle Aura.

She quickly filled her plate and her and Ojaz sat at a table. Ukyo began to quickly eat elegantly. It suprised Ojaz how she could eat so fast yet not disgustingly. He looked down at his own plate and tucked in.
Ukyo finished her mountain of food. She now sipped at a hot coco which made her smile. For a brief moment she felt bliss, a full stomach and good company.
She began to contemplate the bubbles in her coco
*A perfect moment....*
Screams and shouts where heard from the other end of the dining hall
*....cant last*
Ojaz was only made aware of the commotion by Ukyo bolting upright, she was carm, so she was still and adult, but it was clear something was amiss
They both looked at the end of the dining hall
There was a tall male human with long black hair that was tied of at his hips with a girly looking ribbon
He held a fork in either hand, and there was a huge spoon attached to his back. he looked like he was dressed as a French chief as well

(Based on The Crepe King from Ranma 1/2 and Picolete from Ranma 1/2)

There was a familiar figure laying on the floor under him, Guybrush
"Hay buddy! Those Banana's are mine!"
"fah! Little worm! I am Quan Quander of the Fist of Eating Everything in Sight! If you present food in my presence...I will eat it!"
"Quan Quander!" yelled Ukyo to the suprise of everyone, including herself
"Wee? That is I, and um might you be?"
Ukyo raised her fist
"I am Ukyo Shaunisa of the Anything Goes Hidden Weapons school of Martial arts!"
Quan's eyes narrowed
"Aha! So you will be zi opponent in de next battle!"Ukyo noded "That's right"
"aha! As I ad hope! This my dear iz dee battle! Madam, I call you out!"
Ukyo looked a little bewildered "What? Here?"
"Wee! aha! Yes, this is dee battle between us, I know zee organiser, I had thiz planed from zee beginning! Our fight will take place ear!"
"But why HERE? This is so stupid..."
"I am zee master of all food! Where did you think I would call wu out? aha! Prepare yourself!"
"This has got to be the lamest battle location ever, but I except your challenge...it would be an insult to my honour to refuse, even though you used a dirty trick so you would have advantage!"
Quan grinned and evil grin "Whet, your loss will be infront of all zees people, when I am threw yit you, there wilt be no honour in you!"
"Where the hell is he supposed to be from? his axcent keeps switching from German, French and Italian"
"Id say theres a little Swidish there to!"
"Id say hes spanish"
*she is indeed fiery this Ukyo...I wonder though...why did Quan wait for her to finish eating to call her out...you think he'd do it right before lunch so shed be weaker from hunger....unless...that WAS his plan....for her to BE full!*
Ojaz realised all to late what Quan had planned
"Wrath of the Panda!" yelled Ukyo who had already launched herself into the air
"Zhats it darling... do juzt zhat!"
The panda decided toward Quan who suddenly opened his mouth, it was as wide as a door frame!
"Whats the??"
The panda disapred into his mouth, followed by a burp
"Fist of Eating Everything in Sight special attack! Lunch Time Attack Eater!"
"He...he ATE my attack!?"
"het, your'll need to dut better zan zhat!"Ukyo could feel her anger getting the better of her
*what a cheat!*
Suddenly she felt herself shrinking
*great...*
"Zoot alor! I had hur zee rumours...but zis is incredible! Zis is mucho perfecto!"
The now childified Ukyo was fuming
"Ok buddy boy! That's it! I'm gunna...urg..."
Ukyo suddenly fell to the floor, grasping her stomach in agony
"Uuh...my...my stomach..."
*no...its as I feared! quan knew of her weakness! Ukyo stuffed herself at lunch, but now shes a child...her stomach has shurnk!*
"Fist of Eating Everything in Sight special attack! Enemy To full feed bag!"
"Ah...ah...you little..." Ukyo yelled at Quan, as she to had figured out what he had done as well
"Net, all is fair in food and war!"
Ukyo's head lent into her chest
"Ok....ugh...fine...I have...urg...no other option..."
Ukyo stood up, then glared with clear eyes at her opponent
"Hidden Weapons Final Attack..."
A barrage of round objects left Ukyo's sleeves, heading straight at Quan
"ha Ha! Wuat a fool! Lunch Time Attack Eater!"
Quan opened his mouth again, inhaling all the objects. he landed back down, a smirk on his face
To his suprise, ukyo was smirking
"....Cherry Bomb Blast!"
"Zit...zit cherry Bombs???"
After a few seconds Quan exploded into the air, there were several other explosions, then his unconscious form landed at the floor
"Eating fireworks is dangerous...." Ukyo spoke as she fell to the floor
"urg....." 
"And Ukyo Shaunisa moves on to the next round in the most unusual battle I have ever seen!"
She vomited
"Now...THAT'S gross"
Ojaz came up behind her and carried the child from the food hall as she groaned
*poor little one...victory came for you at a cost...*
"Hidden Weapons hum...fea"
((That was my battle, so I'm threw to the next round =P))

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:00 pm

((Your match may be done but you can still post between matches or comment on other people's matches if you want.))

"Weirdest. Battle. Ever." *Tizzy blinked, still not quite believing his eyes.*

"Not to mention the grossest." *Yreka was quick to chime in.* "Too bad the audience didn't get to see it."

"Oh they did." *The announcer suddenly popped up next to them.* "We thought something like this might happen so we had video cameras installed."

"Well, that's good...I think. Or maybe not. They might have been better off missing that one."