Return of the Revenge of the Son of Saying Hi to Josiah!

[Siranae]

Portal to your new world, NG? You Aslan or something?

There is no hiding from the destruction that is to come! We can only feebly attempt to defend ourselves! Most likely WE ARE GOING TO DIE! *Ducks back into bunker*

[AuraKnight67]

Or you can grab something and help us keep the Wobbas back.

[Winters Rage]

*Controlling underground gun and mines* Kinda already on it *End transmission*

[AuraKnight67]

sounds like you're more equipped than solid snake and batman combined, NG.

if we live to see tomorrow, i'm risking a trip out to my friend, who just got pokemon platinum.

[Siranae]

What are you talking about, AuraKnight? THERE IS NO TOMORROW!

[AuraKnight67]

bad news guys. It seems the Wobbas have taken control of some unimportant celebrities, and an icon in television...

This video shows the spell these poor souls are under...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maYnqbdo2jw

[Winters Rage]

WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!! WE MUST RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AuraKnight67]

Alright, i'm well and truly scared now.

[Winters Rage]

-transmission sent at 4:57PM_AHH!!! They have fo-nd me! R-n For -our li-es!!! T-ey ca- -ow con-rol t-e mil-tary!_The transmission was picked up at 5:00pm on December 11, 2009 and was broken.

[Metalheadz]

HELP!! Forget about the Wobbas!! The nemitodes have come to town!! They already ate Bikini Bottom and now they're coming for the universe!!

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

I can use Flamethrower and Lava Plume! Will that help with he Wobbas? If not, we're all doomed!

[Metalheadz]

I've taken a Wobba prisoner! And he says his master is... PLANKTON?!?!

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

(White_Samurai, please don't do a sponge bob thing. It's annoying and a little stupid.)

That's not a Wobba, it's a bomb!

[AuraKnight67]

Um, we can't forget about the Wobbas, not when they're attacking us.

Damn. They control the US military now? That can't be good.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

No swearing! It attracts Wobbas!