The Vending Machine Game

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Lots of people have. I can't stand it when they do.

you get a clown

inserts Token

[Josiah]

You get a subway ticket!

*Inserts a turkey dinner.*

[Dark Gentleman]

You get some mashed potatos.

Inserts a (Insert you favorite band here) CD.

[Winters Rage]

you get a piece of paper (Shut up, I'm lazy, I don't care >>)

Inserts fan

[Eclectric]

You get wind!

*inserts compressed air*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

you get an empty oxygen tank!

inserts Drawn to Life 2

[Josiah]

You get a poorly drawn monster!

*Inserts a power cord.*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

you get a portable outlet!

inserts the soundtrack of The World Ends With You.

[Winters Rage]

you get: a small sponge (oh yea, I went there!)

Inserts: Cup of Ramen.

[Eclectric]

You get: Ram of Cup Men!

*inserts the original Super Mario Bros. overworld theme*

[Winters Rage]

you get styrofoam!

inserts brick.

[Atma]

You get...BRICK! *Cries*

*Inserts Slab Bulkhead*

[Giga-Gar]

*inserts DEATH*

[Eclectric]

The vending machine malfunctioned and didn't give the previous poster anything. It is incapable of receiving items without giving something, and thus it explodes while attempting to shoot out two prizes at once. Gar dies, inevitably.
*repairs vending machine*
*inserts a plain plastic ball, as a test item to give to the vending machine*

[Atma]

You get a punch in the face for being such a cheapskate!

*Inserts Pont Speedchunk*