The Excuse game!

[*^_^*kako]

I don't have any to do.

Make cookies.

[PoisonWing14]

Sorry, i'm at school...in the library...and no oven in sight.


Help me finnish my math homework!

[Dark Gentleman]

I don't like math or homework.

Go kill a dragon... with your bare hands.

[Salkium]

But that is too hard.



Help me find my kille...(Get's shot in the heart)

[Metalheadz]

I'll save you, Salki- Whoaaa!!! (accidentally falls into a bottomless pitfall)

Help me!!! D:

[Salkium]

I would if my shoe wasn't tied down to this board that has a long sword poking out and if I fall, i will get it.



Shoot, someone is cutting my shoe string...(Falls onto the sword and goes through my heart)

[Dark Gentleman]

I would like to help with that sword problem, but I think I've been shot... *checks* Yep. Before I die... *cough* tell my wife... *wheeze* that... I... urk! *dies*

[Salkium]

I don't know where she is or what....(Trips over bob-wire and the land mine goes off)



But tell my girlfriend I love her *The Note is in my pocket*

[Dark Gentleman]

I'm sorry, but I can't help you because I've accidentally shot myself in both my kneecaps with a shotgun and am slowly bleeding to death. But, before I die, I need to... ask you... to... save... my...*dies*

[Salkium]

I'm trying to save you, but the rope around my neck is getting tighter and tighter...(Dies)


*A note on the floor: Please tell my mother and father to not worry about my death*

[Dark Gentleman]

Oh my gosh, a note on the floor! *reads* Oh no, I must deliver this terrible news! *runs off and trips over the side of a cliff* No... someone... anyone... please tell... *cough* tell... Salkium's parents that... I can't deliver the... message because... because... I...*dies*

[Salkium]

I can deliver it with my bike. Yet as I turn the engine on, it...(Blows up)


Please tell my friends I miss them...

[Dark Gentleman]

*Moves mouth, but no words come out as he attempts to explain why he cannot do that. He looks like an idiot as he makes strange gestures with his arms and hands to complete silence*

[Salkium]

*Points at the other mime and laughs with no sound coming out.*


*Points at the drink and wonders if the person will understand or not*

[Dark Gentleman]

Nope, I don't.

Go fight a clown to the death over a sandwich.