Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Fureis** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:14 pm

fortunately you decide to take out the cops with a series of poisonous headbutts before you are in the car and run off with some magic pants that you found

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:07 pm

Unfortunately, these magic pants are invisible, so they don't help much.

Post by **Fureis** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:40 am

fortunately they are still magical, so when you put them on you can fly out of sight

Post by **Atma** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:56 am

Unfortunately, you fly too high and have your pants melted by the sun, causing you to fall all the way down into hell.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:06 pm

Fortunately, you happen to land on Hell's largest trampoline which bounces you back to your house.

Post by **Atma** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:10 pm

Unfortunately, your cat piddles on your legs just as soon as you land.

Post by **Blue Mouse** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:06 am

Fortunantly, your killer bird mutates and eats the cat.

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:01 pm

Unfortunately, everything suddenly catches on fire. (yes, the fire is back!)

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:57 pm

fortunately, your magic pants reform themselves and fly back to their owner, you put them on and are fire proof

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:32 pm

Unfortunately, everything in your house is not.

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:20 pm

fortunately your magic pants magically put out the fire and restore your house

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:04 pm

Unfortunately, your cats dead.

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:19 pm

fortunately, your magic pants revive it

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:29 pm

Unfortunately, you have to give up your T.V.

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:36 pm

fortunately, your magic pants make you a sw33t plasma TV with digital cable and a beanie chair