Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:02 pm

Fortunately, Bob's also sells Ravenous Cayote Repellent.

Post by **Breaeden Swordwind** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:33 pm

Unfortunately the repellent spray is flammable and, combined with your newly aquired human torch powers, explodes causing shrapnel to cut through the air

Post by **Wizard** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:34 pm

Fortunately you sneeze yourself away to Hawaii.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:28 am

Unfortunately, you land in an active volcano.

Post by **Wizard** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:51 am

Fortunately it's a gumdrop volcano! ^_^

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:14 am

Unfortunately, you hate gum drops.

Post by **Atma** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:50 pm

Fortunately, you land on top of a passing jetplane.

Post by **Breaeden Swordwind** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 9:14 pm

unfortunately there is a gremlin on the wing a la twilight zone

Post by **Atma** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:56 am

Fortunately Brother sum (Leader of the axe gang) kills the gremlin by shooting out the window with his shotgun.

Post by **Wizard** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:59 am

Unfortunatly it destroys the who wing of the plane.

(Kinda set that one up for me, didn't you Atma? :lol: )

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:56 am

Fortunately, you manage to find a parachute.

Post by **Atma** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:23 am

Unfortunately, the straps break from your wieght and you fall again. (You fat pig)

Post by **Wizard** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:43 am

Fortunately a flying pig catches you.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:00 am

Unfortunately, it's just an illusion since everyone knows pigs can't fly.

Post by **Atma** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:15 am

Fortunately, you land on a giant mattress.