Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Simsmagic** » Wed May 16, 2007 11:24 am

Unfortunately, he's allergic to truth serum and dies.

Post by **Keenarnor** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:40 pm

Fortunately you have a phoenix down and you can revive it

Post by **Shadowman** » Wed May 16, 2007 3:46 pm

Unfortunately, phoenix downs don't work on Aeris.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:28 pm

Fortunately, you're not trying to revive Aeris so that doesn't really matter.

Post by **Simsmagic** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:45 pm

Unfortunately, you don't know how to save your universe.

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:32 pm

fortunately, a Dialga, Palkia, Mesprit, Uxie, and an Azelf, the keys to creating a new universe, exest in this universe

Post by **Josiah** » Fri May 18, 2007 11:12 am

Unfortunately, you don't want to create a new universe.

Post by **Simsmagic** » Fri May 18, 2007 12:06 pm

Fortunately, you find a nice house at a low price.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:08 pm

Unfortunately, these non-sequitors are not helping your universe any.

Post by **Silver** » Fri May 18, 2007 4:27 pm

Fortunately, the Universe Protection Society (We all know that's what UPS really stands for) is.

Post by **Simsmagic** » Fri May 18, 2007 5:34 pm

Unfortunately, they went bankrupt years ago.

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Fri May 18, 2007 5:52 pm

Fortunately, your blue pancreas that was on the lose in your universe no longer exists.

Post by **Silver** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:32 pm

Unfortunately, that's only because it was eaten by manbearpig's pancreas, which is even more dangerous and blue.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat May 19, 2007 2:23 am

Fortunately, you remember that you had taken out an insurance policy on your universe a while back so the insurance company will restore it for free.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:49 am

Unfortunately, your rates go up, and they were pretty high to begin with.