Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Silver** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:23 pm

Unfortunately, A bear broke into your house while you were eating donuts and used it all.

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:58 pm

Fortunately, you have one of those fancy water squirting things and use it instead.

Post by **novatree** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:56 am

unfourtunatly you hear a radio comercail that the product was recalled due to 100% chance of cancer even after 1 use

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:09 pm

Fortunately, due to all the weird stuff that happened to you ealier in the game, you just happen to be immune to cancer.

Post by **Silver** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:01 pm

Unfortunately, you can and do still get the flu.

Post by **Atma** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:30 am

Fortunately, you get to stay home and watch T.V.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:14 pm

Unfortunately, there's nothing on except soap operas.

Post by **Pokemon Master** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:22 pm

<span style='color:blue'>Fortunately,you get an New Game+ to go back to the beginning of this thread and re-start and experience all the fun you had once again!</span>

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:45 pm

Unfortunately, your save file is currupted so it doesn't work.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:38 pm

Fortunately, you still remember everything.

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:19 pm

Unfortunately, a rock falls on your head, giving you amnesia.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:01 pm

Fortunately, it's only temperary.

Post by **Atma** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:15 am

Unfortunately, robot monkies are invading your cul-desac.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:31 pm

Fortunately, they're friendly.

Post by **Atma** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:56 am

Unfortunately, they are offended by KONG: The animated series. ((Course now that I think about it, who actually watches that crapstorm?))