Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Atma** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:05 am

Unfortunately, it's closed until tomorrow.

Post by **Stevenson** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:48 am

Fortunatley, you can camp out until it opens, on account of there's nothing to stop you staying here overnight.

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:40 pm

Unfortunately, spending the night outside without any clothes causes you to catch a cold.

Post by **Atma** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:42 am

Fortunately, the place opens and you can get some clothes.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:37 pm

Unfortunately, you still have a cold.

Post by **Atma** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:47 pm

Fortunately, some robutussen helps you with your cold.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:07 pm

Unfortunately, there are so many side effects that you were better off with the cold.

Post by **Fureis** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:49 pm

fortunately, you stumble upon a magix shrtzzor of pwnge, and when you put it on you are cured of your ailments and go join the JLA

Post by **Atma** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:52 am

Unfortunately, your membership is denied, because you helped flash smear sauce all over the invisible jet.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:12 pm

Fortunately, you don't care.

Post by **Fureis** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:58 pm

unfortunately youre really bored

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:16 pm

Fortunately, there's a new amusement park right down the street.

Post by **Atma** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:25 pm

Unfortunately, the rides are boring and dumb. Like the line ride or the chamber of farts.

Post by **Fureis** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:50 pm

fortunately you meet up with your magic boxxors again and they teleport you to cedar point

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:08 am

Unfortunately, the white mage suddenly returns and destroys all the magic clothing in the universe.