Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Wizard** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:28 am

Unfortunatly, all the otters were hunted to extinction previously.

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:35 pm

Fortunately, there's a store down the street that rents giant otter costumes.

Post by **Atma** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:44 pm

Unfortunately, they're down to thier last one and theres a scorpion inside it.

Post by **Wizard** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:46 pm

Fortunatly it's made of rubber.

Post by **Tre** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:21 pm

Unfortunately it canm still sting.

Post by **Wizard** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:30 pm

Fortunatly, when it stings you, it just makes you stronger.

Post by **Atma** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:48 pm

Unfortunately, the angry mob has found you and shoots you dead. Then they chop up your corpse and sell the limbs, organs, and clothes for money so they can all get a big bottle of whiskey. Which they do and in thier drunken stupidity, they party at the power plant and cause a mass explosion which destroys the entire planet.

Man I love sad endings.

Post by **Wizard** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:20 pm

Fortunately, you were cloned by the Chess Men of Mars.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:19 pm

Unfortunately, now you're back on Mars.

Post by **Wizard** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:27 pm

Fortunatly they sent you to Earth.

Post by **Atma** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:41 pm

Unfortunately, you burn up in earth's atmosphere.

Post by **Wizard** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:05 pm

Fortunately you now have the same powers as the Human Torch.

Post by **Breaeden Swordwind** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:21 pm

Unfortunately you crash into earths surface at speeds that defy the rational mind

Post by **Wizard** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:25 pm

Fortuantely you fell into Bob's Discount Fluffy Mattresses, Pillows, ect.

Post by **Breaeden Swordwind** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:13 am

Unfortunately the matresses are filled with ravenous coyotes