Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Josiah]

Fortunately, that saves you a lot of work.

[Pokemon Master]

<span style='color:blue'>Unfortunately,Abe Lincoln becomes a Super Saiya-jin and goes to beat up everyone.

((Heh-he. It's an old joke and an old flash. Raise your hand if you remember it.:D ))</span>

[Atma]

Fortunately, John Wilkes Booth comes around and miraculously trumps lincoln yet again.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, you realize its been ages since you had anything to eat or drink.

[Atma]

Fortunately, you're able to find a bag of peanuts convieniently left by Darph Bobo.

[Wizard]

Unfortunatly, you realize you're fatally allergic to peanuts

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you realize that before you eat them.

[Atma]

Unfortunately, that doesn't save you from getting clocked by a speeding brick.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, it was a foam brick.

[Wizard]

Unfortunatly it was coated with acid

[Pokemon Master]

<span style='color:blue'>Fortunately,it was really chocolate.</span>

[Wizard]

Unfortunatly you were once tramuatized by choclate by falling into a molten-choclate vat at the Hershey factory, and could never eat choclate again.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, that was black chocolote and this is white.

[Wizard]

Unfortunatly, before you could eat the delicious treat, you were throw into the seventeenth-and-two-quarters dimension, where giant, twenty-one legged pickles try to stomp on you!

[Atma]

Fortunately You're able to get your hands on a guyver unit and use it's "Mega smasher" to wipe out all of the pickles.