Unfortunately, he warns you that his father is nearby.

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My signature site. Because ripping off Silver's ideas is fun.

Fortunately, his father is very dead, and it's his grave that's nearby.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Unfortunately, you trip over the headstone and fall face first into some nearby mud.

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~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island

Fortunately, you've been through worse, and you have some of your favorite toothpaste to help you clean up.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Unfortunately, when you go to brush your teeth, you realize there is no more toothpaste in the tube.

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~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island

Fortunately, if there's one thing you learned from all your crazy adventures, it's to always carry a spare tube of toothpaste.

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My signature site. Because ripping off Silver's ideas is fun.

Unfortunately, everyone forgot about this game for a while and your toothpaste has gone stale.

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My signature site. Because ripping off Silver's ideas is fun.

(Because that was the perfect ending! All the plots had been resolved, we even had our toothpaste! Why did you do this to You?!)

Fortunately, you can go buy more at the store.

(Do you remember what happened the last twelve times we tried to buy toothpaste? Fires, Psychopaths, Crazy Wizards and their Crazy Sons, all because of that damn toothpaste!)

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

((Never thought of it that way, though you do have a point. Would you rather end it there and start a new version of the game?))

Unfortunately, the store has been set on fire by a crazy psychopathic wizard's son.

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My signature site. Because ripping off Silver's ideas is fun.

Fortunately, at least one tube of toothpaste has survived.

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Unfortunately, it's a flavor you don't like.

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My signature site. Because ripping off Silver's ideas is fun.