Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately,
you discover you two are glued together infinitely.

[Blivsey]

But fortune finally smiles here:
Realize that you love them dear!

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, sort of...
The Power of Love,
Was not strong enough,
And she gives you a shove.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, it was only a momentarily lapse and you soon make up.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, she is killed by Your Pancreas in order to give you a tragic backstory.

[Siranae]

Fortunately, the rest of the world believes your backstory is already tragic enough. You manage to convince every being on earth to shed a tear of sorrow for her death, and their swiss army tears bring her back to life.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, she now has...AMNESIA!!!

[PoisonWing14]

Fortunately, the kind of 'amnesia' she has is actually the game Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, the game gives both of you nightmares.

[Pikachu127]

(Oh God.)

Fortunately, it appears that Rainbow Dash killed every enemy in the game just for you.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, the realization that My Little Pony is not real sends you into a crippling depression.

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, it's at that very moment that a rainbow dash plushie is stuck in front of your face.

[Siranae]

Unfortunately, you can't seem to get it unstuck from your face.

[PoisonWing14]

Fortunately, you scare the plushie away by dripping a bit of acid on it.

[Pikachu127]

Most unfortunately, Rainbow Dash pummels the crap out of you, leaving you in the middle of the ocean for no good reason.