Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Salkium]

(I forgot, sorry )


Unfortunately the killer is gone and died, but I rather not care if he's dead. Just that no one don't feel for him anyway.

[Dark Gentleman]

Fortunately, you don't have an opinion on this matter or any other... so... whatever then...

[Salkium]

Unfortunately the sky is never blue and everyone is screaming their heads off if they cared.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, you don't particularly care about the color of the sky, and do some quality looting during the panic.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, the police don't take kindly to looters.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, for some reason the police (like everyone else) are too distracted by the sky to take much notice.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, you get hit in the head and develop a sudden case of...amnesia!!!

[PoisonWing14]

Fortunately, this amnesia has reverse side-effects, so everyone else around you (including the police) forget about you, themselves, and whatever else you forget when you get amnesia.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, this sudden burst of mind-bending illogic causes you to have a seizure.

[PoisonWing14]

Fortunately, your seizure is only rapid movement of your eyes, and it only lasts for a few seconds.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, because your eyes were seizing you didn't see the guy who just stole your wallet.

[PoisonWing14]

Fortunately, you didn't have anything important in it, since you carry everything important in your pant's pockets.

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, someone just stole your pants.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you're wearing your best pair of underwear.

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately... Um... Nah.

Unfortunately, the underwear doesn't help, as you just walked into a Pit of 100 Trials.