Say Something Random!

[Giga-Gar]

"I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." The Doctor.

[Josiah]

"I'm an environmentally friendly robot. I run on money." (Miura in a robot costume, Yotsuba &)

[Dark Gentleman]

"Good news everyone! I'm currently reading this page in the voice of professor Farnsworth from Futurama... and now you're doing it too, isn't that marvelous?!"

[Metalheadz]

"Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Yami's the father." Tea, YGO Abridged

[Dark Gentleman]

The sword of fate pierces me yet again. This love was not meant to be, now and forever. Do you see what you have done, what you've turned me into? I speak these words now knowing that the cold dawn of the day to come will free me from my torment. Not yet my love, not yet am I free.

[Salkium]

"Thy love will always take things so dearly that these things shall pass throughout the lonely days of our lives and thus will forever take thee hand forever shadowed in the depths of my heart for your love." Remember that my students. It shall be on the text and learn it by heart because you will see it sometime. That is why it is a must to even read other poems and short stories of love."

[Dark Gentleman]

Remember students, its never a good idea to give the "dog ate it" excuse to an experienced teacher when he asks for your homework. Now, what where you saying about your canine devouring last nights math test, mr. Makesupbadexcuses...?

[Zoras]

namunamunaMUNAMU NAMU!!!!!!! -Yoshimitsu(Tekken series) from Soul Calibur 2

[Salkium]

Kids, please settle down for us to do these math problems together. The faster we work them and get done, the sooner you can have nap time.

[Dark Gentleman]

I hope you've all picked out a project to work on for the science fair. Students who do not participate with receive an F for the entire quarter. That makes up 25% of your final grade so you may want to begin as soon as you get home. Class dismissed.

[Salkium]

Sam: Come on hit him with the ball.
Pat: You throw like a girl.
Sam: Four eyes can't anyone in dodge ball, he sucks.
Pat: Look at him. He can't see his own feet.
Jack: Your fat four eyes.
Sam: He can't hear because he can't see.
Jack: Turn off the lights. He wouldn't notice.
Sam: Ya, he's stupid anyway. Turn them off Pat.
Pat: Ok, and lets leave this loser.

[Dark Gentleman]

Good news class, I forgot my lesson plan so today we're all taking a trip to the paint drying museum. No permission slips required, just don't tell your parents.

[Salkium]

Class take your seats. There is a surprise Quiz today. Put your things away but a pencil.

[Dark Gentleman]

Good news students, today is physical exam day. You're going to be working on this exam so much you'll become physically ill!

[Salkium]

You need to be in your chairs when the school bell goes off. Now I'll give you an essay to write and turn in in 15 minutes. What did you learn in science yesterday and why you enjoyed it?