Fortunately, Unfortunately...
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Chubby Grey Cat
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, you are immune to acid.
Eat and sleep. Tis the life of a Cat
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, you're horribly allergic to vats.
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PoisonWing14
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, your allergies only make you sneeze a bit.
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
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Metalheadz
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, Donald Trump comes up to you and says "You're fired."
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
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PoisonWing14
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, you were never hired.
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
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Doodleshark
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, realizing that the vat of acid does not work, Your Kidney has moved on to lowering you into another vat filled with frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.
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Pikachu127
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, a bunch of Zerg come to your rescue. ((Heh heh heh.. "help."))
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, they turn on you.
"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus; or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic."
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Pikachu127
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
((Obviously. 
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Fortunately, a nearby Xel'Naga Artifact pulses, killing them all. (It should be noted that the pulses work on a subsonic scale, harmless to humans.)
))Fortunately, a nearby Xel'Naga Artifact pulses, killing them all. (It should be noted that the pulses work on a subsonic scale, harmless to humans.)
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, now that Your Kidney has somehow become sentient and joined with Your Pancreas, you have two murderous former body parts to worry about.
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Chubby Grey Cat
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, your spleen comes to the rescue.
Eat and sleep. Tis the life of a Cat
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Metalheadz
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, your body rips in half
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, you have the lower half of your body replaced with cybernetic body parts.
"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus; or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic."
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Metalheadz
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, metal-eating termites come and nibble on your cyber parts
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, they come into contact with your very dangerous electrical circuits and are killed.
"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus; or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic."