Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, you don't have enough money to pay for rent. Also, you have cancer.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you can stay with your pal The White Mage's Son, who also cures your cancer.

[PoisonWing14]

Unfortunately, His curing had bad side effects including (but not limited to) Stomach aches, Headaches, Balance problems, Hilucinations, Depression, Anti-Depression, Anti-Anti-Depression, loving the color 2, S***ing rainbows, and being attracted to animals that names begin with the letter "H".

[Josiah]

Fortunately, they've got pills for that.

[Neo Zanther]

Unfortunately, you can't afford all of them.

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, the entire universe restarts (somehow).

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, that isn't all that fortunate.

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, it is somewhat fortunate.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, you no longer exist.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, you still know who you are.

[Pikachu127]

Unfortuanetly, all the Kingdom Hearts people come and try to kill you.

[Neo Zanther]

Fortunately, you have a keyblade and fight them off.

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, it's not enough to beat Sephiroth and Cloud

[Neo Zanther]

Fortunately, their hatred for eachother leads them to fighting eachother instead.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, Your Pancreas takes advantage of the situation to kidnap you again and suspend you above a vat of acid.